Steak Escape really pissed me off...

[Nasser22]

So, yeah I used to love eating Steak Escape at the mall. I loved their sandwiches and fries. Then one day I go and see that the menu is all different. That really made me mad since I couldn't find my favorite sandwich anymore, the Fire Escape, and they also took out some of the others. And then just to give it another chance I got a different steak sub from there and it just wasn't the same. It had like half the meat as before. I'm disappointed.

 

[D-Dogg]

It had like half the meat as before.

So, the steak escaped?

/Jason

 

[abomb]

So, the steak escaped?

/Jason

One might say he got took it in the rump.

/Jason

 

[Linderbee]

I think he has a legitimate beef here...

/Jason

 

[dreamcastrocks]

So the Fire Escape had a Fire Sale?

/Jason

 

[Mulli]

One might say he got took it in the rump.

/Jason

Well done. Well done.

 

[Dback Jon]

I think he has a legitimate beef here...

/Jason

 

[dreamcastrocks]

I used to love their fries, and now they are complete garbage.

 

[abomb]

I used to love their fries, and now they are complete garbage.

0/5 (no pun)

 

[Pariah]

I don't eat there, so I really don't have a stake in the conversation.

ugh. sorry, that was bad.

EDIT: Not a lot of meat on the bone with that one.

 

[abomb]

Jason needs a job writting for Laffy Taffy wrappers.

 

[Pariah]

Jason needs a job writting for Laffy Taffy wrappers.

You know what, that would be a sweet job.

(seriously)

I could get all wrapped up in my work.

 

[Ryanwb]

You know what, that would be a sweet job.

(seriously)

I could get all wrapped up in my work.

Wouldn't the reduction in pay stretch you financially? I don't want to pull you one way or the other but things could get sticky

 

[Mulli]

Wouldn't the reduction in pay stretch you financially?

Don't bite off more than you can chew.

 

[Pariah]

Wouldn't the reduction in pay stretch you financially? I don't want to pull you one way or the other but things could get sticky

Don't sugarcoat it Ryan, just tell me you don't think I should take the job.

 

[D-Dogg]

You know what, that would be a sweet job.

(seriously)

I could get all wrapped up in my work.

Whatever, that's a joke.

 

[Ryanwb]

Don't sugarcoat it Ryan, just tell me you don't think I should take the job.

I don't want to gum up the works, I'm just saying you should maybe chew on this for a bit

 

[Pariah]

Whatever, that's a joke.

And it's serious. I'm serious about my jokes, and I joke about my seriousness. I'm an enema.


...


I mean enigma! ENIGMA!

 

[D-Dogg]

And it's serious. I'm serious about my jokes, and I joke about my seriousness. I'm an enema.


...


I mean enigma! ENIGMA!

It's laughable that you combine laffy taffy and enemas. Washes away any odd feelings I had at your laffy taffy joke ability.

 

[Mulli]

And it's serious. I'm serious about my jokes, and I joke about my seriousness. I'm an enema.


...


I mean enigma! ENIGMA!

that post is a stretch

 

[Nasser22]

to all

 

[Ryanwb]

So, yeah I used to love eating Steak Escape at the mall. I loved their sandwiches and fries. Then one day I go and see that the menu is all different. That really made me mad since I couldn't find my favorite sandwich anymore, the Fire Escape, and they also took out some of the others. And then just to give it another chance I got a different steak sub from there and it just wasn't the same. It had like half the meat as before. I'm disappointed.

I don't' know why you waste your time on that crappy food. have you ever had Iranian food? That where its at!

 

[Nasser22]

I don't' know why you waste your time on that crappy food. have you ever had Iranian food? That where its at!

 

[dreamcastrocks]

0/5 (no pun)

already had a pun, you missed it.

 

[jenna2891]

already had a pun, you missed it.

well, i wouldn't say he was missing it, dc!