The Cardinals are so bad...

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The cards are sooo bad.....

Not even training camp yet and i saw a guy on reddit trying to sell off his tickets for this season
 

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I just typed the following prompt into ChatGPT:

Finish this sentence...The Arizona Cardinals are so bad,...

Answer: ...they could mistake a cactus for their quarterback and not notice any difference in their passing game.
A cactus would do better standing tall in the pocket :D
 

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The opposing fans showed up in droves at SDS. They didn't care about anything except seeing their team.
For years there were almost always more opposing fans. Some times a LOT more.

But, the stadium was rarely close to selling out. The upper deck east side looked like a handful of jelly beans scattered across a cookie sheet half the time. Or more some seasons.
 

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We were a good home team before the last couple years, I don’t know why KK teams always came out really flat for home games.
 

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For years there were almost always more opposing fans. Some times a LOT more.

But, the stadium was rarely close to selling out. The upper deck east side looked like a handful of jelly beans scattered across a cookie sheet half the time. Or more some seasons.
I was one of those jelly beans. I loved the upper deck at SDS. All the room in the world and could really see the field. Trough urinals.......those were the days haha.
 

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Yeah, we've lost 13 of the last 14 games at home. Can't get much worse.
I cant think of anything worse than killing a whole Sunday going and spending $ on overpriced beer/food and sharing a toilet with strangers and watching the Cards lose home games then sit in traffic. Im good watching redzone and tracking fantasy football :p. Now if they draft a legit QB @ 1 or 2 overall next year and load up on some young talent i might attend a game or 2, most likely a mon or thurs game if any
 
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