The next step of corporate sponsorship?

[BC867]

Now that corporate sponsorship of stadiums is so prevalent, why not corporate sponsorship of ballplayers?

We could start with Eric "Kleenex" Byrnes. Pops up one at a time.

Look at that uppercut.

 

[AZZenny]

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