The streaker revealed (so to speak)

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Sitting in a San Diego bar a year ago and pondering the idea of streaking Super Bowl XXXVIII in Houston, Mark Roberts' emotions drifted to a place they don't often visit.

Fear.

"They'll kill me down there," said Roberts, a native of Liverpool, England. "That's Texas -- they'll execute me."

Yet there was Roberts Sunday night, using a Velcro officiating outfit to sneak his way onto the field at Reliant Stadium, then stripping the clothes off and parading around in a silver G-string.

So much for hesitance.

"I got it in my head that I had to streak the Super Bowl," Roberts told ESPN.com after being released from a Houston jail on Monday. "I made it my mission."

Roberts performed an Irish Jig in front of Carolina kicker John Kasay and was trying to elude security officials when New England Patriots linebacker Matt Chatham flattened him with an elbow. Roberts was carried off the field hogtied by security.

"He took me out," Roberts said. "But I was so pumped up, me [sic] didn't feel a thing. Today I feel great."

Roberts he faces charges of criminal trespassing and public intoxication. Though it's possible he could spend the next two years in jail, in a foreign country no less, Roberts couldn't hide his excitement on Monday.

CBS didn't air Roberts' antics on his worldwide television broadcast, instead focusing its cameras elsewhere. But the man who considers himself to be the world's most prolific streaker has bared himself to crowds at championship soccer matches to morning talk shows, considers Sunday's feat his greatest. By his account, he had streaked 285 events since 1993.

"The holy grail of streaking," he said. "It doesn't get any bigger than this."

Roberts said he spent much of his night in jail telling stories and signing autographs.

"I signed for every cop in the station," Roberts said. "Those guys were great. I didn't have one bad policeman in there."

Roberts said he had planned his Super Bowl streak for weeks. He purchased an authentic game official's outfit, complete with hat, socks, shoes, whistle and penalty flags on the Interne. He then cut the uniform in pieces and had a seamstress put it back together with Velcro.

He purchased a front-row ticket to Sunday's game and hid his Velcro referee's outfit under regular clothes.

"I was a little bit worried the authorities would be looking for me," Roberts said. "When I was getting frisked and patted down, the guy saw my clothes underneath and asked about a piece of Velcro hanging out. I told him it was me warm underclothes and he let me go."

Just before the second half was about to begin, Roberts ripped his clothes off, unveiling the referee's outfit. When security looked away, he scaled the wall and headed onto the field.

"I was down there for like five minutes, walking around, saying hello to people," he said. "They didn't know who I was."

He said he casually walked to midfield, greeted a few players with a hello and then ripped off his suit, revealing nothing more than a tiny G-string. Painted on his back were the words, "Super Bowel."

Roberts performed an Irish jig, then danced a moonwalk before security officials came after him from every corner of the stadium.

"The goal was to take the football and score a touchdown," Roberts said. "But when I got out there, I realized there was no way I was going to get past those football players."

The online gambling site sponsored the streak. On past pranks, the company has helped to pay Roberts' fines, though a company official would not confirm that it would pay any fines in Houston.

As for what sort of marketing boost the website would get from the stunt, the official wasn't sure.

"We would have gotten a bigger bang for our buck if Janet Jackson wouldn't have pushed out her (breasts)," Sebag said. "She stole the friggin' show."

Roberts had planned to streak during last year's Super Bowl in San Diego, but after flying from England he said his game tickets fell through.

Released on a $500 bond, Roberts is scheduled to appear Feb. 9 in a Houston court, where he faces a charge of trespassing of property without forcible entry.

But in Roberts' eyes, it was worth it.

"When I ran out there, the noise was deafening," Roberts said. "I blew the roof off that stadium -- it's not retractable anymore."
 

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Hopefully he isn't jailed.

He is planning on streaking at Athens in the Olympics.
 

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Interesting that KofC hasn't posted in a couple of days. Coincidence? :confused:
 

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Someone on CNN pointed out that, lost in the midst of all the Jackson/Timberlake brou ha ha, was the issue of a dude (who could just as easily have been sporting an AK-47 or a G to A launcher) being able to get onto the field at so high profile an event.

This is what should be concerning the authorities.
 

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Originally posted by JeffGollin
Someone on CNN pointed out that, lost in the midst of all the Jackson/Timberlake brou ha ha, was the issue of a dude (who could just as easily have been sporting an AK-47 or a G to A launcher) being able to get onto the field at so high profile an event.

This is what should be concerning the authorities.

Or a vest made out of C4 or TNT...

I see raised fencing around fields like at soccer stadiums overseas for some reason now...
 

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I think taking your clothes off and running on the field is a bit easier to pull off than getting a gun or explosives into the stadium.
 

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Yes, and unless you have a literal chain of guards around the field, there's no way you can stop someone from charging the field. No way.
 

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Note the article mentions him being asked about a velcro tag hanging out his clothes, I would imagine that a bulky vest of explosives would have been a bit more suspicious. Not to mention that unless that guy has the biggest rectum on earth he isn't going to get an AK-47 or even a handgun smuggled inside. Let's use a little common sense shall we?

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Originally posted by CardinalMike
Note the article mentions him being asked about a velcro tag hanging out his clothes, I would imagine that a bulky vest of explosives would have been a bit more suspicious. Not to mention that unless that guy has the biggest rectum on earth he isn't going to get an AK-47 or even a handgun smuggled inside. Let's use a little common sense shall we?

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All hail Cardinal Mike :rolleyes:

A team of terrorists could easily sneak the parts for a vest of C4 and then assemble it in the stadium because unless they are herded through an explosives detection station, they are home free. My guess is intelligent terrorists with a plan wouldn't have a block of C4 hanging out of their jackets.

Whatever dude. You are all knowing. Common sense is on your side :rolleyes:
 

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Originally posted by AZCB34
A team of terrorists could easily sneak the parts for a vest of C4 and then assemble it in the stadium because unless they are herded through an explosives detection station, they are home free. My guess is intelligent terrorists with a plan wouldn't have a block of C4 hanging out of their jackets.

Whatever dude. You are all knowing. Common sense is on your side

If it was so easy it would have been done over and over again don't you think? However, I do appreciate the hailing and the acknowledgement of my application of superior logic even if it was facetious in nature. :thumbup:

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Originally posted by CardinalMike
If it was so easy it would have been done over and over again don't you think? However, I do appreciate the hailing and the acknowledgement of my application of superior logic even if it was facetious in nature. :thumbup:

Cardinal Mike!!

If you think it can't be done just because it hasn't been done...well that is naive.
 

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