There is no way we can beat Seattle...

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Why we even bother traveling up there with that nasty cold weather? Just forfeit and rest our players for the long trip to Atlanta. Sure the stands will be full of Seahawks fans with nothing to cheer about, but that happened last time we played them there too. :stick::stick::stick:

This is seriously funny:lmao:
 

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That's hard-core. Not sure I approve, given that we're talking about a stupid football game, but do what you do man. Regarding Duckjake, I'm surprised you didn't say next man up.

I don't know how you took it but given your response, I'm pretty sure it's not the way I meant it.

Steve
 

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:stick::stick:The team sucks. It's all been a fluke and the nation finds that out on Sunday. Why is Michael even paying for jet fuel? Put 'em on on the Greyhound and pray there's heavy traffic on the 5.

Pete Carroll is the best coach in the NFL. He's got more brains in his pinky than Arians has under that freakin' ugly hat he wears. Fight on!! since we'll never see another win.

And would somebody please put a bag over Housler's head so I don't have to look at him anymore.
 
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Same as when a dude says a cheerleader is ugly, she'd hit it.
 

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DemsMyBoys says: .:hitit:
 

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DemsMyBoys says: .:hitit:

Well.....Yeah, but I'm willing to make a sacrifice (I usually cheer when he gets a close-up) and forgo personal happiness as my special contribution to the reverse jinx.


You're welcome.:D
 
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Kent Somers ‏@kentsomers 17m17 minutes ago
Fitzgerald, Stinson on or near the bikes during practice. Only ones not working, it appeared


That's it! Without Stinson on to take advantage of the weakened Seattle OL, we are screwed!

Oh, and Fitz too!
 
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I don't think we'll ever be 5-11 again. Bury Duckjake 5 feet and 11 inches under Cardinals soil and let him watch over that particular curse for us.

Steve

That's hard-core. Not sure I approve, given that we're talking about a stupid football game, but do what you do man. Regarding Duckjake, I'm surprised you didn't say next man up.

I don't know how you took it but given your response, I'm pretty sure it's not the way I meant it.

Steve

Knowing Ducks history with 5-11 I'm sure he would approve Steve. 5-11 with em & 5-11 without em or something like that. ;)
 

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Marshawn Lynch on the Injury Report this Season:

Week 3: Back (DNP, FP, FP) Played
Week5: Not Injury Related (DNP, FP, FP) Played
Week 6: Not Injury Related (DNP, FP, FP) Played
Week 7: Not Injury Related (DNP, FP, FP) Played
Week 8: Not Injury Related (DNP, FP, FP) Played
Week 9: Not Injury Related (DNP, FP, FP) Played
Week 10: Calf (DNP, DNP, FP) Played
Week 11: Calf/Rib (DNP, DNP, FP) Played
Week 12: Back (DNP)

This is the first time since Week 3 that he had a "back" injury. Who did they play Week 3? The Broncos, who they beat. It is fate. We will lose.

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Drew Stanton does not have a chance. The kid grew up in Michigan and played in a state noted as a sunny vacation destination. As a QB for Michigan State, he played in such games against Michigan where their stadium is so small that attendance hardly numbers over 105,000 a game, which the sarcastic joke of titling it 'The Big House' makes one chuckle. The crowd noise and inclement weather of Seattle is something Drew has never come close to experiencing before!
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Wow. That's a big jump from normal. Home teams usually win around 57 percent of the time. We might as well just leave the starters at home and let the rest of the team get a good workout instead.

Steve


What is weird is that he consistently flags the home team more, but they win anyway.
 

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What is weird is that he consistently flags the home team more, but they win anyway.

In most sports that indicates the possibility of "agenda" as in gambling. It's easy to pick your spots to make calls that don't harm the home team to add statistical support of your impartiality. For example, make a false start or holding call when the offense is 3rd and long. It's probably coincidental but I wouldn't be shocked to find out otherwise.

Steve
 

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We are going to beat them.

Not sure who said this but our goal this week is to be 1-0
 

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In most sports that indicates the possibility of "agenda" as in gambling. It's easy to pick your spots to make calls that don't harm the home team to add statistical support of your impartiality. For example, make a false start or holding call when the offense is 3rd and long. It's probably coincidental but I wouldn't be shocked to find out otherwise.

Steve

Agree with this. Especially when it comes to gambling and spreads. Refs can influence a game rather easily. They don't have to throw a lot of flags, they just have to throw them at crucial times.
 
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