This is who I want to draft

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Too bad there is no picture. Google image search provided some results though.
 
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Only 5-9, could be too tight of a fit for our line
 

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There is a report coming from his college that they had made a mistake.

Lucious is actually his middle name. His real first name is Harry.

This thread is great.
 

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I read a medical report about this guy. The funny thing was that the report said, "the player looked awful, but felt really good".

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He wraps up nicely, but I hear he's soft up the middle.

He gets driven on a lot.

And he smells like tuna.
 

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There is a report coming from his college that they had made a mistake.

Lucious is actually his middle name. His real first name is Harry.

This thread is great.

Wrong. His legal name is Luscious Harry Pusey. For some reason, the Drs doing the physical were unable to perform a hernia check and they noted his lack of hygeine (thus a strange smell) and the fact that he is constantly "sweating"....

I'll bet he got beat up as a kid. The boys love to beat up the Pusey....
 

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He wraps up nicely, but I hear he's soft up the middle.

He gets driven on a lot.

And he smells like tuna.

A lot of GM's will be chasing this. My experience is that it can get expensive.

The down side is that I hear that the player is known to take games off on a monthly basis.

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Not much of a run-stuffer. Gets stuffed himself more often than not.
 

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I'd never want to meet this guy in a fight. Something tells me he is one tough SOB because he's been kickin people's butts for making fun of his name his entire life!!!
 

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I think I saw this player in Playboy's College Football issue. I think he shaved his hair off every Friday night as some sort of pre-game ritual.

It sounded like a good idea to me, I wonder if it will catch on?

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I hear his nickname is "The Clam."

...because he doesn't talk much. Come on guys, you all have very dirty minds.
 
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