Vladimir Putin to Announce Vikings' 1st Round Pick

[ASFN Admin]

Moscow, Russia April 24, 2018 Kremlin officials have confirmed that an agreement has been reached with the National Football League (NFL) and the Minnesota Vikings that will allow the current President of Russia, Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin of the All-Russia People’s Front* political party, to announce the 1st round selection by the Minnesota Vikings in this year’s upcoming draft. Anonymous sources inside the Federal Bureau of Investigation have hinted at the possibility that the Vikings’ new State-of-the Art Draft Board may have been hacked by computer experts working for the Russian government. Apparently, the decision to have Putin announce the Vikings’ draft pick was in response to a demand

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