Vodka tampons and butt chugging -- Are you kidding me?

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http://z6mag.com/offbeat/vodka-tampons-butt-chugging-growing-trend-with-teenagers-162840.html

Yes, you heard that right and your imagination has probably already figured out what is going on here. This bizarre way to get high or drunk isn’t brand new but has been revisited after a news station in Phoenix Arizona covered this new trend is a local hit. The news station, KPHO is on CBS and did a feature video on the new teen trend that includes vodka soaked tampons and beer bongs with liquor instead of beer used straight in the butt.

The vodka tampons are prepared by teens ahead of time and used like the common jello shot. Instead of passing around flavored jello shots everyone gets a shot of vodka in a soaked tampon. Each super absorbing tampon holds an entire shot of vodka. When the tampon is inserted in the vagina it is rapidly absorbed into the system and provides a stronger and quicker intoxication than any normal shot of vodka. The boys aren’t left out in this tricky party manevuer, they just take the vodka soaked tampons and insert them rectally for their fast drunk.

Doctors and police have warned this isn’t just fun and games for your next party however, there are risks involved with these methods. In the CBS report they interviewed a doctor named Dan Quan who stated, “It can cause mucosal irritation, meaning the vaginal wall can be irritated.” We are assuming this same irritation can be an issue in anyone’s rectum as well. In addition these health issues there is no barrier or protection from people getting alcohol poisoning.
 

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I wonder how they stuff a tampon up there? Ever got one soaked full of moisture? Surely can't be as easy as they are before being soaked with alcohol. Can a female poster please try this and report back? :D
 

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I wonder how they stuff a tampon up there? Ever got one soaked full of moisture? Surely can't be as easy as they are before being soaked with alcohol. Can a female poster please try this and report back? :D

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I wonder how they stuff a tampon up there? Ever got one soaked full of moisture? Surely can't be as easy as they are before being soaked with alcohol. Can a female poster please try this and report back? :D


Kate? Wendy? Come on guys take one for the team? :D
 

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This myth is almost as old as the Internet. It's a myth in the sense that "everybody's doing it." It's also really, really dangerous. If it were widespread, we'd be seeing an epidemic of teen alcohol poisoning.

Some woman in Texas killed her husband with a wine enema about ... I think it was 2006. The autopsy report said his BAC was .47.
 

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Seriously, once the tampon is saturated, it swells up and becomes softer. I can't see how they can then insert it.

Especially if they use one of those tampons that spreads into wings :)
 

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Seriously, once the tampon is saturated, it swells up and becomes softer. I can't see how they can then insert it.

Especially if they use one of those tampons that spreads into wings :)
My guess is that they're soaking it while it's still in the applicator...which would make it really hard to get out of the applicator, but I don't think it would be impossible.
 
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