What if ?

[SissyBoyFloyd]

What if they didn't show the Cardinals games in heaven?

What if God is a Steeler's fan?

What if no matter where you go in heaven they are constantly replaying the final Steeler's TD drive of the Cards/Steelers Super Bowl Game?

What if everyone in heaven including all the angels constantly greet you with a wave of their terrible towels?

 

[HeavyB3]

What if they didn't show the Cardinals games in heaven?

What if God is a Steeler's fan?

What if no matter where you go in heaven they are constantly replaying the final Steeler's TD drive of the Cards/Steelers Super Bowl Game?

What if everyone in heaven including all the angels constantly greet you with a wave of their terrible towels?

What if you die and that's it?

Seriously though, as a god mocking athiest (rather than a god fearing christian), I'm going to hell if I'm wrong. I've always thought hell was a never ending baseball game that goes into infinity extra innings.

 

[juza76]

How can u develop these thoughts ?
1) at night after a heavy dinner
2) after an overdose of polls
3) substances
4)or it s just natural

 

[Dude]

What if they didn't show the Cardinals games in heaven?

What if God is a Steeler's fan?

What if no matter where you go in heaven they are constantly replaying the final Steeler's TD drive of the Cards/Steelers Super Bowl Game?

What if everyone in heaven including all the angels constantly greet you with a wave of their terrible towels?

None of that will matter after we win it all this year.

 

[crisper57]

Reminds me of the Twilight Zone episode where the gambler dies and goes to Heaven, where he always wins. Then it gets boring after an eternity. Then he realizes he is in Hell.

If there is a Hell, the Cardinals will never lose again down there.

 

[Jetstream Green]

God does not really care about Earthly affairs so the success of the Steelers means nothing... but he likes a good martyr which means the Big Red has multiple championships on a divine stage

 

[Hollywood]

What if they didn't show the Cardinals games in heaven?

What if God is a Steeler's fan?

What if no matter where you go in heaven they are constantly replaying the final Steeler's TD drive of the Cards/Steelers Super Bowl Game?

What if everyone in heaven including all the angels constantly greet you with a wave of their terrible towels?

Than it wouldnt be heaven would it.

This was sent from my cell pjone so please excise any typeos or other errors.

 

[RON_IN_OC]

What if?

What if I had never clicked on this thread?

 

[CardLogic]

What if I had never clicked on this thread?

That would be heaven!

 

[splitsecond]

If that's the case, then send me straight to hell when I die.

 

[Cheesebeef]

What if they didn't show the Cardinals games in heaven?

What if God is a Steeler's fan?

What if no matter where you go in heaven they are constantly replaying the final Steeler's TD drive of the Cards/Steelers Super Bowl Game?

What if everyone in heaven including all the angels constantly greet you with a wave of their terrible towels?

I'm sure if anything like the above happened up there, KOC has taken care of that crap by now!

Miss all those guys who aren't with us anymore... especially during a great season like this one.

 

[crisper57]

I'm sure if anything like the above happened up there, KOC has taken care of that crap by now!



Miss all those guys who aren't with us anymore... especially during a great season like this one.

Amen!

 

[cardncubfan]

Don't you ever change Sissy Boy. Don't ever change. You be you.

 

[RedRob]

What if they didn't show the Cardinals games in heaven?

What if God is a Steeler's fan?

What if no matter where you go in heaven they are constantly replaying the final Steeler's TD drive of the Cards/Steelers Super Bowl Game?

What if everyone in heaven including all the angels constantly greet you with a wave of their terrible towels?

Hello Steve/Duckjake...clearly you've decided to speak through the living (SBF). I've never met a die hard fan such as you who constantly bi&^#@$d about his team (even in those rare times when we were good). I can only surmise that heaven is exactly what you want which is the right amount of angst to keep you in a perpetual state of "it can only get better."

If all were perfect there'd be nothing to complain about...and that would mean hell for 90% on this board.

 

[oaken1]

After the life I have lived I can only hope it works out that way....because I will never have to see it!

 

[Redneck Voodoo]

What if they didn't show the Cardinals games in heaven?

What if God is a Steeler's fan?

What if no matter where you go in heaven they are constantly replaying the final Steeler's TD drive of the Cards/Steelers Super Bowl Game?

What if everyone in heaven including all the angels constantly greet you with a wave of their terrible towels?

The truth is, you guys are just characters in a video game I'm playing so tell me what you want heaven to be like -- in case you get eaten by a zombie or something. I can program that in.

 

[MrYeahBut]

The truth is, you guys are just characters in a video game I'm playing so tell me what you want heaven to be like -- in case you get eaten by a zombie or something. I can program that in.

Please program for Bert to where the only club in his bag is his "Demon 3 Wood". There's hell for ya!, lol