Yoga Hosers

[Brian in Mesa]

Yoga Hosers

Release date: September 2, 2016 (limited)
Studio: Invincible Pictures
Director: Kevin Smith
MPAA Rating: PG-13 (for crude humor, sexual references, comic violence, and brief drug material)
Screenwriter: Kevin Smith
Genre: Action, Fantasy, Adventure

Starring: Johnny Depp, Harley Quinn Smith, Lily-Rose Depp, Ralph Garman, Justin Long, Harley Morenstein, Michael Parks, Haley Joel Osment, Genesis Rodriguez and Jennifer Schwalbach, Adam Brody, Austin Butler, Tony Hale, Natasha Lyonne, Jason Mewes, Tyler Posey, Stan Lee

Plot Summary: 15 year old-yoga-nuts Colleen Collette and Colleen McKenzie love their smart phones and hate their after school job at Manitoban convenience store Eh-2-Zed. But when an ancient evil rises from beneath Canada’s crust and threatens their big invitation to a Grade 12 party, the Colleens join forces with the legendary man-hunter from Montreal named Guy Lapointe to fight for their lives with all seven Chakras, one Warrior Pose at a time. Depp, Depp the younger and Smith the younger are returning in the roles they created for "Tusk."

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[Stout]

Not a chance in hell. I've washed my hands of Kevin Smith.

 

[Bert]

Dont judge me. I was really bored the other night and this popped up on Netflix. Just to be clear I'm not recommending it as "good" just as completely bizarre and weird. lol

I think Kevin Smith has actually lost his mind at this point lol.

It stars Johnny Depp and his daughter along with Kevin Smiths daughter.

The plot is basically that little Nazi sausages are terrorizing Canada by crawing up peoples,,,, well,,, I'd hate to spoil it for you. lol


Also, there is so much Canadian goodness in this. "Sooory aboot that!"

Yoga Hosers (2016)
PG-13 | 1h 28min | Comedy, Fantasy, Horror | 2 September 2016 (USA)

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Director:
Kevin Smith
Writer:
Kevin Smith
Stars:
Lily-Rose Depp, Harley Quinn Smith, Johnny Depp | See full cast & crew »

 

[puckhead]

This was brutal. I watched the entire thing. A little piece of me died that day.

 

[Stout]

Smith has mailed his career in, and is only throwing out crap to make some bucks off old fans. Don't feed his toking habits lol

 

[Bert]

Smith has mailed his career in, and is only throwing out crap to make some bucks off old fans. Don't feed his toking habits lol

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[Stout]

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Don't judge me, don't judge me!

 

[puckhead]

Smith has mailed his career in, and is only throwing out crap to make some bucks off old fans. Don't feed his toking habits lol

I still love Comic Book Men, but that barely has Smith in it.

 

[Bert]

Thanks for the merge. I just assumed that I was the only person in the world who had heard of this completely absurd film lol. I underestimated BIM's diligence to the movie section.

 

[Ouchie-Z-Clown]

I watched this. Have mercy on my soul.