A Barkley head coaching career could go several ways.
1. Multiple players on injured reserve and problems with the players union over the physical abuse of players during practice.
2. Mark Iavaroni serves as "virtual head coach" as Barkley serves suspension after suspension for the abuse of referees. "When I was a player, I had to play, but now when I am a coach all I can do is stand on the sidelines and watch those sorry -----'s mess up the game of basketball!"
3. In an unprecendented event the entire team misses tip-off after a Superbowl party and the coach's house goes terribly wrong. 6 players post bond, but have hangovers so bad they cannot function. 3 others are guests of Sheriff Joe on vice charges. The trainer spends the entire night in lockup because the team forgets about him.