Zookeeper

[Brian in Mesa]

Zookeeper

Release Date: July 8, 2011
Studio: Columbia Pictures (Sony)
Director: Frank Coraci
Screenwriter: Jay Sherick, David Ronn
Genre: Comedy
MPAA Rating: PG (for some rude and suggestive humor, and language)
Website: Zookeeper-movie.com

Starring: Kevin James, Rosario Dawson, Leslie Bibb, Cher, Nick Nolte, Adam Sandler, Sylvester Stallone

Plot Summary: In "Zookeeper," the animals at the Franklin Park Zoo love their kindhearted caretaker, Griffin Keyes (Kevin James). Finding himself more comfortable with a lion than a lady, Griffin decides the only way to get a girl in his life is to leave the zoo and find a more glamorous job. The animals, in a panic, decide to break their time-honored code of silence and reveal their biggest secret: they can talk! To keep Griffin from leaving, they decide to teach him the rules of courtship - animal style. The film also stars Rosario Dawson and Leslie Bibb and features the voices of Cher, Nick Nolte, Adam Sandler, and Sylvester Stallone.

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[Mulli]

No interest whatsoever.

 

[Shane]

Totally silly. Yet had quite a few funny moments! Kevin James cracks me up!

 

[Jersey Girl]

No interest whatsoever.

This.

 

[thirty-two]

Is this the Paul Blart: Mall Cop sequel?

 

[AzStevenCal]

Is this the Paul Blart: Mall Cop sequel?

Sequel or not, I will never see another Kevin James movie until the memory of this fiasco fades away. I'm still embarrassed by the fact that I actually bought this movie on Blu-Ray based solely on one funny scene in one trailer. It was at that point I realized I had a problem. I signed up for Netflix and took an oath to never again buy a movie until after I'd actually seen it.

Steve

 

[Jersey Girl]

Sequel or not, I will never see another Kevin James movie until the memory of this fiasco fades away. I'm still embarrassed by the fact that I actually bought this movie on Blu-Ray based solely on one funny scene in one trailer. It was at that point I realized I had a problem. I signed up for Netflix and took an oath to never again buy a movie until after I'd actually seen it.

Steve

Sorry.

The only movie I liked Kevin James in was Hitch.

 

[DeAnna]

The only movie I liked Kevin James in was Hitch.

This.

 

[Pariah]

I saw this with my boys yesterday. It was a fun movie. Take it for what it is.

 

[Shane]

I saw this with my boys yesterday. It was a fun movie. Take it for what it is.

Exactly

 

[Chris_Sanders]

Sorry.

The only movie I liked Kevin James in was Hitch.

I liked Chuck and Larry a lot.

 

[Mulli]

So, did anyone who spent money to see this in a theatre complain about Netflix raising their prices?

Seems like the money saved by just waiting to see this at home would cover the cost easily.

 

[Pariah]

So, did anyone who spent money to see this in a theatre complain about Netflix raising their prices?

Seems like the money saved by just waiting to see this at home would cover the cost easily.

You could say the same for any movie, then. It's the experience of going to the theater.

 

[Mulli]

You could say the same for any movie, then. It's the experience of going to the theater, if the movie is Transformers or Inception.

You have kids, so you answer is also acceptable.

 

[Pariah]

Guys, this is a movie aimed at kids. If you don't like it, it's probably because you're older than 13.

It's not supposed to be Schindler's List.

 

[Chris_Sanders]

Guys, this is a movie aimed at kids. If you don't like it, it's probably because you're older than 13.

It's not supposed to be Schindler's List.

So what you are saying is Shane is 12?

 

[Mulli]

Oh man, when I get a kid, that kid will have to do a ton of chores to make me see this. That plot description almost made my eyes bleed.

 

[Pariah]

So what you are saying is Shane is 12?

Well, he didn't seem to grasp the nuances of Anchorman....

 

[Mulli]

Well, he didn't seem to grasp the nuances of Anchorman....

 

[Shane]

Well, he didn't seem to grasp the nuances of Anchorman....

That's because the nuances suck.

 

[AzStevenCal]

That's because the nuances suck.

No, it's because they delivered their "nuances" with a sledge hammer.

Steve

 

[Mulli]

That's because the nuances suck.

I would say that the nuance of Sentinal Prime's beard made up of car parts suck worse.

 

[Shane]

I would say that the nuance of Sentinal Prime's beard made up of car parts suck worse.

Are you trying to say anchorman is better than transformers?

 

[Pariah]

Are you trying to say anchorman is better than transformers?

By a country mile.

 

[Mulli]

Are you trying to say anchorman is better than transformers?

Parts of it, yes. Parts of it, no.