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21st at Las Vegas, bringing her up to 33rd in the points standings.
 

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Food city she finished alright but after a pit stop she floored it and it was just too much car. Spun the back wheels, drifted the front, didn't make it all the way back into pit lane and smashes duck dynasty who was a few full pit stalls ahead. Total rookie move there.
 
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Well..... She seems to be in the same mediocre rut she was in last year.... She's 29th in the point standings and hasn't finished better than 20th so far. (April 27th 2014).

Richard Petty is probably right....
 
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Wow!!! Danica started 7th at Talladega, actually LED for 6 laps......



...and then finished 22nd, remaining at 29th in the points standings. :bigyawn:

Danica "the babe"..... still stuck in mediocrity.
 
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Well.... Danica notches a 7th place finish. Good for her. In the points standings, it shoots her up from 29th to 28th. ;)
 
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Danica starts in 4th, blows an engine and finishes 39th......solidly locking her into 28th pace in the points standings. So far this year, it appears that she can drive fast, but not race particularly well. :shrug:
 
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Patrick finishes 23rd at Dover.... still languishing at 28th in the point standings.
 
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37th at Pocono..... She's barely holding on to 28th place in the standings.....
 
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Danica finishes 17th at Michigan (not bad!) to hold on to her 28th position (by 3 points) in the standings.
 
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Well, our little beauty queen has had a couple of pretty bad finishes (back to back) locking her into 28th place in the standings, behind her boyfriend. Looks like the same mediocre performance that she had last year: she can drive fast but doesn't race particularly well.
 

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Well, our little beauty queen has had a couple of pretty bad finishes (back to back) locking her into 28th place in the standings, behind her boyfriend. Looks like the same mediocre performance that she had last year: she can drive fast but doesn't race particularly well.

At least she didn't run over another driver and kill him. Turns out she might be a better driver than Tony Stewart.
 

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At least she didn't run over another driver and kill him. Turns out she might be a better driver than Tony Stewart.

If that's not a joke you have issues. That or complete lack of knowledge of the subject.
 

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If that's not a joke you have issues. That or complete lack of knowledge of the subject.

Intended as satire, with a twist of reality. In the blink of an eye a Nascar driver not named Danica displayed horrific judgement, careless driving, or both IMHO.
 

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Intended as satire, with a twist of reality. In the blink of an eye a Nascar driver not named Danica displayed horrific judgement, careless driving, or both IMHO.

The satire I get. Poor judgment is getting out of your car on a dimly lit local dirt track, dressed in all black, standing in front of your black car and thinking this was a good way to show the NASCAR superstar what's for.

Every race I did there was either written or unwritten common sense rules in place that you don't leave your car unless there's a fire or something until the safety trucks get there. And if you do have to exit the car you go to the counter clockwise side of it, the opposite direction of the rest of the field coming at you so you have a blocker.

The kid made a bad decision.
 
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Well.... Ms. Patrick languishes where she finished last year.... 27th place. There doesn't seem to be any improvement from last year, and what she hasn't seen much press.

I wonder when the sponsors will tire of her?
 
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The good news: Danica has her best finish of the season, 6th at Atlanta.


The bad news: Danica drops from 27th to 28th place in the points standings (thank you very much Tony Stewart).


So far (points wise, anyway), this is a repeat of last year for Ms. Danica.
 
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16th at Richmond.... Still firmly entrenched at 28th in the points standings.
 
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Still languishing at 28th in the points. She's going to have to hustle to do as well or better than her 27th of last year.
 
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Still 28th after a less than stellar performance at Dover....
 
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Ms. Patrick finishes 26th at Charlotte and still languishes in 28th place.
 
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Bad day for Ms. Danica, as she slips back to 28th place in the points standings with a finish today in Martinsville of 34th place. 3 races left to go....
 
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