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  1. kerouac9

    2024 Free Agency thread

    You can deny the facts but I’m the only one bringing them to the table. Your vibes-based analysis is not very compelling.
  2. kerouac9

    3 Concerns the Cards Have About the Upcoming Season

    Did you know Jake Locker was once projected as the #1 overall pick?
  3. kerouac9

    2024 Free Agency thread

    But you're not. I was trying to make a joke that when the game is decided it's impossible to gain yards because the game is over. The top rushing teams (yardage) in 2023-24 were: 1 - Baltimore 2 - Chicago 3 - San Fran 4 - Arizona 5 - Detroit 6 - Miami 7 - Buffalo 8 - Philly 9 - Atlanta 10 -...
  4. kerouac9

    2024 Free Agency thread

    Very hard to gain yards after the game is decided.
  5. kerouac9

    Birdgang Takeover Glendale

    I dunno if it’s too late to edit the poll, but dates instead of weeks would be helpful. Depending on finances, I’d take at least one spouse/offspring to a game.
  6. kerouac9

    2024 Free Agency thread

    You’d think that, but you’d be empirically wrong
  7. kerouac9

    3 Concerns the Cards Have About the Upcoming Season

    We hate fact-based speculation here apparently
  8. kerouac9

    3 Concerns the Cards Have About the Upcoming Season

    This is going too far for me. BJ is like two years younger than Xavier Thomas.
  9. kerouac9

    3 Concerns the Cards Have About the Upcoming Season

    Seriously. Calling a 25 year-old a former five star recruit is digging DEEP for promise. It's pretty crazy. Hope that they're in the NFL in four years is good. Hope that they're... among the top four or five players on a playoff defense? I think that's reaching.
  10. kerouac9

    2024 schedule release

    I'll give you the coaching staff, if only because we have the benefit of hindsight on Kliff and Vance Joseph (I would love it if someone asked Tom Clements WTF was going on that year). I don't think that the projected OL for 2024 is clearly better than 2020's. I'd say they're almost a push. I...
  11. kerouac9

    2024 Free Agency thread

    I don’t think it has much impact on TOP or protecting the defense. I did an analysis on this last year. You run when you win, not the other way around.
  12. kerouac9

    2024 Free Agency thread

    We had a VG running game last year. There isn’t much room to max it out.
  13. kerouac9

    2024 schedule release

    The 2020 Arizona Cardinals were without question more talented than the 2024 Arizona Cardinals. It’s really not even close.
  14. kerouac9

    2024 Free Agency thread

    Not sure about this
  15. kerouac9

    2024 schedule release

    Amazing Yelp review. Five stars
  16. kerouac9

    2024 Free Agency thread

    It’s not really. I don’t think Jerry Hughes brings more juice as a situational pass rusher than Gardeck does. You need to get Ojulari reps to see how urgent the need for a pass rusher is in 2025, and you have Gardeck.
  17. kerouac9

    2024 Free Agency thread

    What else is Gardeck here for?
  18. kerouac9

    3 Concerns the Cards Have About the Upcoming Season

    Who’s more likely to make the final 53: Cam Thomas or Marquis Hayes?
  19. kerouac9

    Way TOO Early 2024 Cardinals Record Prediction post schedule release

    The second wave of schedule analysis is usually better. Teams who are coming off short weeks or traveling multiple time zones are more correlated to fringey outcomes.
  20. kerouac9

    3 Concerns the Cards Have About the Upcoming Season

    Zaven Collins turns 25 on Saturday. The group is so talent-poor it wouldn’t be surprising to see Jesse Luketa make the roster.
  21. kerouac9

    2024 schedule release

    The Chargers absolutely understood the assignment:
  22. kerouac9

    2024 schedule release

    There you go. Apparently someone forgot to do a schedule release video, cause this feels like what my 8th graders do when they realize they have an assignment due the next day.
  23. kerouac9

    3 Concerns the Cards Have About the Upcoming Season

    Eventually yes but soon enough to be relevant in 2024 is another deal. This edge group could be as bad as the CB group of Marco Wilson, Kei’Trel Clark, and K’Von Wallace — the three DBs we played alongside Thompson and Baker against Washington last year.
  24. kerouac9

    2024 schedule release

    The Bills lost their second-best offensive player and #2 WR and in a shadow rebuild. They feel a lot like the 2023 Vikes to me. The Dolphins lost a bunch of good players and won’t get their injured guys back. I hate that also; I think Seattle is gonna be fine.
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