2023 Outlandish Prediction Thread

[PDXChris]

I'll start!

Cardinals start 2-2 looking average all around and Kyler comes back, leads the team to a 10-3 record down the stretch for a 12-5 records and win both CBPOY and MVP. We get the #1 pick in the draft from the Texans, trade to #2 to take MHJ and end up with the Bucs #1 pick the following year.

 

[RON_IN_OC]

I'll start!

Cardinals start 2-2 looking average all around and Kyler comes back, leads the team to a 10-3 record down the stretch for a 12-5 records and win both CBPOY and MVP. We get the #1 pick in the draft from the Texans, trade to #2 to take MHJ and end up with the Bucs #1 pick the following year.

That's definitely outlandish. I'd probably settle for not being down by more than 1 score in the 4th qtr in 12 games.

 

[Arz101]

The B'will family loses ownership to a owner with good cash flow.

 

[Billy Bob]

Cardinals have a decent season, fight for the playoffs and still get a top pick next year!

 

[Chris_Sanders]

The Washington Defense gets you at least 20 fantasy points in week 1 in any scoring format.

Sorry that is an actual prediction not an outlandish one.

 

[MadCardDisease]

Stout falls in love with Hjalte Froholdt

 

[FB94]

First offensive play from scrimmage will not be a WR screen.

 

[slanidrac16]

We go 7-10 missing the playoffs and this site goes crazy wanting to fire MO because he didn’t do enough in the off season to build a winner.

 

[Cbus cardsfan]

They win 2 games.

 

[oaken1]

Both K9 AND Stout, will make positive comments about this team and/or staff in week 12 of the 2023 season.

 

[AzCardsfan76]

Not outlandish, but we go 0-17.

 

[HairZach]

I think Dennis Gardeck has a very good season. I know he's become a bit of a joke after last year, but he seems different in training camp videos, very shifty and explosive. Dude looks like he has the eye of the tiger.

 

[Proximo]

The Washington Defense gets you at least 20 fantasy points in week 1 in any scoring format.

Sorry that is an actual prediction not an outlandish one.

It's a bad prediction IMO.

The only way your scenario happens is a bunch of turnovers.

One thing I have noticed from this offense is it is very conservative. We will try and run the ball over 50% of the time.

 

[Proximo]

Not outlandish, but we go 0-17.

That is outlandish. NFL history tells you so. This team is talent depleted, but it is definitely not the worst Cardinals team I have seen, and none of those went O for.

 

[kerouac9]

It's a bad prediction IMO.

The only way your scenario happens is a bunch of turnovers.

One thing I have noticed from this offense is it is very conservative. We will try and run the ball over 50% of the time.

My old fantasy league used to give a 15 point bonus for a shutout. Not within the realm of possibility that Tune throws two picks and Cards get shut out.

Be really interested in checking the play-by-play and seeing what we do after going down by 14+. Running and punting on 4th and short will tell a tale.

 

[kerouac9]

That is outlandish. NFL history tells you so. This team is talent depleted, but it is definitely not the worst Cardinals team I have seen, and none of those went O for.

What is the worst Cards team you’ve seen?

 

[CardNots]

The Rams will tank for Caleb.

 

[urs]

What is the worst Cards team you’ve seen?

Wilks team was up there, last in offense but on the bright side we were last in defense too!

 

[kerouac9]

Wilks team was up there, last in offense but on the bright side we were last in defense too!

Dare to dream.

 

[Krangodnzr]

The Rams will tank for Celeb.

Which Celeb are they tanking for? Kelly Clarkson?

 

[LA Redbird]

Cardinals lose to the Texans in the SB leaving us with the 31st and 32nd picks in the draft.

 

[Krangodnzr]

The Cardinals end up with picks 1 and 5...and trade Kyler Murray because Tune played ok when he was hurt and they just love his moxie.

The Cardinals trade the #1 pick to the Rams for the #6 pick and a few other decent picks. Then they take Egbuka because MHJ is gone and then take an ILB...

 

[LA Redbird]

So many of us are clearly suffering from Post Keimatic Stress Disorder.

 

[pemory09]

Wilks team was up there, last in offense but on the bright side we were last in defense too!

Something to be said for consistency….

 

[Chris_Sanders]

It's a bad prediction IMO.

The only way your scenario happens is a bunch of turnovers.

One thing I have noticed from this offense is it is very conservative. We will try and run the ball over 50% of the time.

Shut out and turnovers yeah