29th Annual Razzies

[Brian in Mesa]

The nominations for the 29th Annual Razzie Awards--the best of the worst!--have been announced:

Worst Picture

Disaster Movie and Meet The Spartans
(Two Movies — One Berry Badly Beaten Dead Horse of a Concept!)
Lionsgate, 20th Century Fox

The Happening
20th Century-Fox

The Hottie and The Nottie
Regent Releasing/Purple Pictures

In The Name of The King: A Dungeon Siege Tale
Boll Kg/Brightlight Pictures

The Love Guru
Paramount

Worst Actor

Larry the Cable Guy
WITLESS PROTECTION

Eddie Murphy
MEET DAVE

Mike Myers
THE LOVE GURU

Al Pacino
88 MINUTES and RIGHTEOUS KILL

Mark Wahlberg
THE HAPPENING and MAX PAYNE

Worst Actress

Jessica Alba
THE EYE and THE LOVE GURU

The Cast of THE WOMEN
(Annette Bening, Eva Mendes, Debra Messing, Jada Pinkett-Smith
and Meg Ryan)

Cameron Diaz
WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS

Paris Hilton
THE HOTTIE AND THE NOTTIE

Kate Hudson
FOOLS’ GOLD and MY BEST FRIEND’S GIRL

Worst Supporting Actor

Uwe Boll (as Himself)
Uwe Boll’s POSTAL

Pierce Brosnan
MAMMA MIA!

Ben Kingsley
THE LOVE GURU, WAR, INC. and THE WACKNESS

Burt Reynolds
DEAL and IN THE NAME OF THE KING: A DUNGEON SIEGE TALE

Verne Troyer
THE LOVE GURU and Uwe Boll’s POSTAL

Worst Supporting Actress

Carmen Electra
DISASTER MOVIE and MEET THE SPARTANS

Paris Hilton
REPO: THE GENETIC OPERA

Kim Kardashian
DISASTER MOVIE

Jenny McCarthy
WITLESS PROTECTION

Leelee Sobieski
88 MINUTES and IN THE NAME OF THE KING

Worst Screen Couple

Uwe Boll & ANY Actor,
Camera or Screenplay

Cameron Diaz & Ashton Kutcher
WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS

Paris Hilton and either Christine Lakin or Joel David Moore
HOTTIE & THE NOTTIE

Larry the Cable Guy & Jenny McCarthy
WITLESS PROTECTION

Eddie Murphy IN Eddie Murphy
MEET DAVE

Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-Off or Sequel

The Day The Earth Blowed Up Real Good

Disaster Movie and Meet The Spartans

Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of The Crystal Skull

Speed Racer

Star Wars: The Clone Wars

Worst Director

Uwe Boll
1968: Tunnel Rats, In The Name Of The King and Postal

Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer
DISASTER MOVIE and MEET THE SPARTANS

Tom Putnam
THE HOTTIE AND THE NOTTIE

Marco Schnabel
THE LOVE GURU

M. Night Shyamalan
THE HAPPENING

Worst Screenplay

Disaster Movie and Meet The Spartans
Both Written By Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer

The Happening
Written By M. Night Shyamalan

The Hottie And The Nottie
Written By Heidi Ferrer

In The Name Of The King:
A Dungeon Siege Tale
Screenplay By Doug Taylor

The Love Guru
Written By Mike Myers & Graham Gordy

Worst Career Achievement
(Special Category!)

Uwe Boll
(Germany’s Answer to Ed Wood)

 

[abomb]

Awesome.

 

[Brian in Mesa]

The "winners" for the 29th Annual Razzie Awards--the best of the worst!--have been announced:

Worst Picture

The Love Guru
Paramount

Worst Actor

Mike Myers
THE LOVE GURU

Worst Actress

Paris Hilton
THE HOTTIE AND THE NOTTIE

Worst Supporting Actor

Pierce Brosnan
MAMMA MIA!

Worst Supporting Actress

Paris Hilton
REPO: THE GENETIC OPERA

Worst Screen Couple

Paris Hilton and either Christine Lakin or Joel David Moore
HOTTIE & THE NOTTIE

Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-Off or Sequel

Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of The Crystal Skull

Worst Director

Uwe Boll
1968: Tunnel Rats, In The Name Of The King and Postal

Worst Screenplay

The Love Guru
Written By Mike Myers & Graham Gordy

Worst Career Achievement
(Special Category!)

Uwe Boll
(Germany’s Answer to Ed Wood)

“Wins” Per Picture:

The Love Guru = 3 Awards:
Worst Picture, Actor and Screenplay

The Hottie and The Nottie = 3 Awards:
Worst Picture, Actor and Screenplay

In The Name of The King: A Dungeon Siege Tale = 1 Award:
Worst Director

Indiana Jones and The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull = 1 Award:
Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-Off or Sequel

 

[Dr. Jones]

Paris gettin some love. lol