A fitting end-------Almost:

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Once again the Cardinals pull out a late score to tie------almost. It was kind of fitting that the wide open receiver was Early Doucet, the guy who in his first few years was almost healthy enough to be the guy they looked for to replace Anquan Boldin. With just over a minute left in regulation, John Skelton found Doucet open on his way to the end zone, completely uncovered. Doucet, however, got turned around and lost his footing and came crashing to the turf untouched, while the ball sailed harmlessly over his prone body. He was almost in position to make the play.

For years now, the Cardinals have strung along with Doucet, the guy who almost displayed the skills to become our #2 wide receiver, the guy who almost was healthy enough to play year after year, taking the load off Larry Fitzgerald. Once again, this time with the game on the line, Doucet almost came through for them.

Of course, this (catch that almost occurred), was not the reason the Cardinals failed to win the game. That happened with the almost total ineptitude of the entire offense throughout almost the entire first three quarters of play. There was little to cheer about with three picks thrown by the Skeletor today, and a very feeble effort on the part of the offensive line to block for Beanie Wells, or to pass protect for Skeleton.

Strangely, there was virtually no life in the offense at all, until Whiz finally relented and let his best offensive lineman off the bench and into the game in the fourth quarter. Deuce Lutui finally got out of the coach's dog house and replaced Rex Hadnot, (who could not either pass protect, or run block), all day. Suddenly, the offense came to life, as Beanie had successive carries foe over 7 yards each, through holes opened by the Deuce himself. I realize that Lutui came into camp overweight again. He had been relegated to the bench early last year, (the lost year). It mattered not to Whiz that he was the best lineman on the roster, he had to serve his punishment on the pine. This year, the Cardinals did not pick up his contract, opting to let him go in free agency. He was selected by the Bungles, who promptly failed him medically for being overweight. The Cards then picked up his contract for the minimum, and punished him all year for being overweight. So goes the game. So goes the season. He is still our best O-Lineman
 

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But...but...Duece is a fat bum and so is Dan Williams and Doucet made Breaston disposable...and our 3-13 road record coach is the best in Arizona history and Kolb will be great someday.

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But...but...Duece is a fat bum and so is Dan Williams and Doucet made Breaston disposable...and our 3-13 road record coach is the best in Arizona history and Kolb will be great someday.

:p

Hey Duck we didn't go 5-11...ur Duckjake jinx really does work most of the time:D
 

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But...but...Duece is a fat bum and so is Dan Williams and Doucet made Breaston disposable...and our 3-13 road record coach is the best in Arizona history and Kolb will be great someday.

:p
Its pretty sad that Whiz holds the record for the most wins of a Cardinal's coach with 43 wins. Consider this. Del Rio had 69 wins when he was fired by Jacksonville and Tom Coughlin left the Jaguars with 72 wins. Those two teams are expansion franchises with a 16 year history. The Cardinals have a 91 year history. This says a lot about the Cardinals.
 

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Its pretty sad that Whiz holds the record for the most wins of a Cardinal's coach with 43 wins. Consider this. Del Rio had 69 wins when he was fired by Jacksonville and Tom Coughlin left the Jaguars with 72 wins. Those two teams are expansion franchises with a 16 year history. The Cardinals have a 91 year history. This says a lot about the Cardinals.

Cards are now 14-26 under CKW on the road. He has only one season over .500 on the road. Denny was 5-19. McGinnis was 6-18.

This is the 5th time in the last 11 seasons that the Cards are 2-6 on the road.

No reason to fire CKW. Whoever they got to replace him would just rinse and repeat.

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This goes all the way back to the beginning of the year. They should of (yes, shoulda) signed a veteran #2 receiver.

Doucet is a 3rd WR. Dime a Dozen.
 
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