A little humor for our dismal season

[Second Deck]

Phoenix, AZ-- A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a Phoenix
courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who
should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by
his parents, and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in
keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family
unity be maintained.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his Aunt beat him
more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When
the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy
cried out that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning
that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the
judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who
should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal
references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted
temporary custody to the Arizona Cardinals, whom the boy firmly
believes are not capable of beating anyone.

 

[vinnymac]

Phoenix, AZ-- A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a Phoenix
courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who
should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by
his parents, and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in
keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family
unity be maintained.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his Aunt beat him
more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When
the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy
cried out that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning
that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the
judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who
should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal
references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted
temporary custody to the Arizona Cardinals, whom the boy firmly
believes are not capable of beating anyone.

and at the same time

 

[arthurracoon]

 

[BradMannTX]

An oldie, but a goodie...

I remember that one from when the Cowboys were 1 and 15 back during Troy-boy's rookie year.

 

[vince56]

An oldie, but a goodie...

I remember that one from when the Cowboys were 1 and 15 back during Troy-boy's rookie year.

speaking of which, time to update this one...

Tempe, AZ Friday, October 27, 2006 - Scare At Warner/Hardy Practice Facility

Arizona Cardinals football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after Cards running back, Edgerrin James, reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field.

Cardinals Head Coach Dennis Green immediately suspended practice while police and federal investigators were called to investigate.

After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance which was completely unknown to the players was actually nothing more than the goal line.

Practice was resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.

 

[CardNots]

Both good but major retreads. The glimmer has faded.

The sad thing is both still apply.

 

[jf-08]

friggin Cardinals.

 

[PrescottLooie]

Yes, it's hard being a Cards fan.

 

[Gambit]

President of the Cards Fan Club:

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Meeting of the Fan Club after the Oakland Loss:

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[BigRedRage]

everyone at my work keeps forwarding me this crap!

 

[Faithful]

everyone at my work keeps forwarding me this crap!

Me too and it gets annoying!!! What do they think, I didn't watch the game? And what makes it worse is that the same people sending me this crap are on a bandwagon for another team in a state they've never even been too!!!

 

[abomb]

Me too and it gets annoying!!! What do they think, I didn't watch the game? And what makes it worse is that the same people sending me this crap are on a bandwagon for another team in a state they've never even been too!!!

My boss sent it to me. Then, yesterday, her son was here and she was introducing him. She says "This is Adam, he has season tickets to the Cardinals.". Grrr...

 

[cardpa]

My friends at work keep putting me on a suicide watch. After each lost they keep insisiting I will commit suicide because each one gets worse.