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In the spirit of allowing us to catch our breath before the real thing, who would you take if you were starting a NEW CARDINAL MESSAGE BOARD?
(I promise, Skkorp, this is only a pretend exodus :notworthy )
My mock draft would go as follows:
1) Mitch. QB. A franchise pick if I ever saw one. Lives and breaths the game. He played it, he's coached it, and his grammer is rock solid. Good character guy. Only question is whether he and Head Coach Harry Greene can coexist in harmony.
2) Joeshmo. WR. Not blessed with natural talent, but a practice warrior. Puts in the time to get his facts straight when the rest of the team is "throwing them down" on Mill Ave. Good locker room guy who's not afraid to go over the middle.
3) Skkorp. OT with a nasty streak.
4) Russ Smith. DT. Great talent, but takes somes plays off. Reminds many of Eric Swann when he's on. Thing is, he's not always on. Which raises the question: what's he smokin' in that pipe when he's out there fishing for Marlin?
5) *Trade down for two 6th round picks.
6A) Cheesebeef. Punter.
6B) Ouchie Z Clown. Kicker (but only fgs, doesn't have the leg for kickoffs)
Note: I am heavily criticized for this trade. Kiper compares this trade to the one which sent Calvin Pace and Bryant Johnson to the Arizona Cardinals.
7) Hardy Brown. RB. I take on flyer on this guy with the hope that I can obtain his rights from Canadian Football League where he has been rewriting the record books.
There you have it. It's all in jest. Clearly I have too much time on my hands this afternoon.
(I promise, Skkorp, this is only a pretend exodus :notworthy )
My mock draft would go as follows:
1) Mitch. QB. A franchise pick if I ever saw one. Lives and breaths the game. He played it, he's coached it, and his grammer is rock solid. Good character guy. Only question is whether he and Head Coach Harry Greene can coexist in harmony.
2) Joeshmo. WR. Not blessed with natural talent, but a practice warrior. Puts in the time to get his facts straight when the rest of the team is "throwing them down" on Mill Ave. Good locker room guy who's not afraid to go over the middle.
3) Skkorp. OT with a nasty streak.
4) Russ Smith. DT. Great talent, but takes somes plays off. Reminds many of Eric Swann when he's on. Thing is, he's not always on. Which raises the question: what's he smokin' in that pipe when he's out there fishing for Marlin?
5) *Trade down for two 6th round picks.
6A) Cheesebeef. Punter.
6B) Ouchie Z Clown. Kicker (but only fgs, doesn't have the leg for kickoffs)
Note: I am heavily criticized for this trade. Kiper compares this trade to the one which sent Calvin Pace and Bryant Johnson to the Arizona Cardinals.
7) Hardy Brown. RB. I take on flyer on this guy with the hope that I can obtain his rights from Canadian Football League where he has been rewriting the record books.
There you have it. It's all in jest. Clearly I have too much time on my hands this afternoon.
