Adrian Wilson to JAX?

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I want a hard ass coaching him right now. I want a guy who calls him a midget while alternating humming the Alabama fight song and 'we represent the lollipop guild' from "The Wizard of Oz". I want a guy making constant references about having his high school diploma is really no big thing and it's all along the same lines of winning a state championship. I want a guy who tells him he attended a baseball game yesterday and that his attendance alone doubled the turnout because baseball is sooooooo popular. The kind of guy who says he has to wear a jersey with a double digit number so he will not look so tiny. I want a guy that says Chuck Norris only lost to Bruce Lee because it was in the script. I want a guy who kicks his ass in chess and then rolls his eyes and ask Kyler how many friends he has on his nerdy sleep over playing video games. I want a guy who tells him his dog is overweight and has a irresponsible owner. I want a guy who says his Kyler company logo is dumb as rocks and looks like some tagger on meth sprayed it on his hat. I want a guy who places a bottle of aspirins and Flintstones vitamins in his locker when Kyle is hurt again and then says I'll meet you on the practice field because running is not required to throw a football to the open guy. I want a guy who says jump so high when I clap and not to hike a ball. I want a guy who tells him he's a moron for wearing a red helmet visor in team warmups when knowing he has to switch to a clear one when the game actually starts. The sort of guy who likes to wear clothes with multiple pockets to remind him they exist when he steps up to throw. Yeah, I want that guy tutoring him who accompanies him to all his pressers and heckles him when he says ' we need to execute' because 'at the end of the day' he still has not executed in a big games and no he is not allowed to cross check coaching advise with his daddy who never won jack as a pro QB... yeah, does anyone have Marc Trestman's number on their cell phone
Maybe Brady will survive under this guy, at least I hope so.
 

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Probably the worst job in the NFL right now.

Has been for some time. The Jags have picked in the top 10 every year expect 1 since 2008. For 6 consecutive years of that span they picked top 5.

A car crash of a franchise.
 

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He's referring to the Saints, I think, and their enormous cap issues.
Yes. Problem the saints have is that even if they draft a quarterback they're not going to have a ton of talent to put that around the quarterback early on. And I doubt they can fix their cap in one year. Year it's going to take them a few.
 

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Has been for some time. The Jags have picked in the top 10 every year expect 1 since 2008. For 6 consecutive years of that span they picked top 5.

A car crash of a franchise.
The jaguars job actually isn't terrible. You've got a young franchise quarterback, he has some weapons around him, and they have a ton of cap space to build around.

A good GM might be able to turn the team around in two offseasons.
 

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Yes. Problem the saints have is that even if they draft a quarterback they're not going to have a ton of talent to put that around the quarterback early on. And I doubt they can fix their cap in one year. Year it's going to take them a few.

#1 reason, I think, why the COACH took a sabbatical. :)
 

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The jaguars job actually isn't terrible. You've got a young franchise quarterback, he has some weapons around him, and they have a ton of cap space to build around.

A good GM might be able to turn the team around in two offseasons.

I think this is what everyone said every time the Jags fired their coach.
 

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I think this is what everyone said every time the Jags fired their coach.
Right, but if I'm a young talented executive, I would look at that job as a challenge that could work out.

The Saints job is a disaster. Huge salary cap issues, old roster, not a ton of premium draft capital.
 

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The worst rookie QB I can remember was Goff and he was a pro bowler a year later with McVay. Things change quick.
True.

Things can also stay the same too though.

We’ll see.
 
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