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[Cheesebeef]

Originally posted by Cardinals.Ken
But for you Section it stand for "no class"!

Jeez - once the discussion turns to Husker football - the gloves come off from all sides - you guys are getting alittle too heated for my tastes . . . JUST KIDDING - JACKASS!

 

[SECTION 11]

Originally posted by Cardinals.Ken
Ok, Mr. Teacher's Vacation!

lol

i don't even get that, but it's still funny.

 

[Cardinals.Ken]

Originally posted by cheesebeef
Jeez - once the discussion turns to Husker football - the gloves come off from all sides - you guys are getting alittle too heated for my tastes . . . JUST KIDDING - JACKASS!

Jackass!

 

[SECTION 11]

Originally posted by cheesebeef
Jeez - once the discussion turns to Husker football - the gloves come off from all sides - you guys are getting alittle too heated for my tastes . . . JUST KIDDING - JACKASS!

yeah, cheesefreak.

forget the ether again and i'm telling mom.

 

[Cheesebeef]

Originally posted by SECTION 11
yeah, cheesefreak.

forget the ether again and i'm telling mom.

Yours or mine?

 

[SECTION 11]

Originally posted by cheesebeef
Yours or mine?

well, both i suppose.

nevermind. we'll both get in trouble.

 

[SECTION 11]

C'mon everybody! Sing along like ya mean it!!

Hail to the team
The stadium rings as everyone sings,
The Scarlet and Cream.
Cheers for a victory, echo our loyalty;
So, on mighty men,
The eyes of the land, upon every hand,
Are looking at you.
Fight on for victory
Hail to the men of Nebraska U

 

[SECTION 11]

Originally posted by SECTION 11
Hail to the team
The stadium rings as everyone sings,
The Scarlet and Cream.
Cheers for a victory, echo our loyalty;
So, on mighty men,
The eyes of the land, upon every hand,
Are looking at you.
Fight on for victory
Hail to the men of Nebraska U

Don't get tripped up on the "Victory" word. It won't bite!!

 

[SECTION 11]

quit bumpin me cheese! Husker football belongs on top!!


All-time victories (thru 2002 season)
W L T %
1. Michigan 823 269 36 .745
2. Notre Dame 791 250 42 .749
3. Nebraska* 778 308 40 .709
4. Texas 769 303 33 .711
5. Alabama 754 284 43 .717
6. Penn State 753 322 42 .693
7. Ohio State 745 293 52 .707
8. Tennessee 734 306 55 .695
9. Oklahoma 723 284 53 .707
10. Southern Cal 695 297 54 .690

 

[bratwurst]

I think once 11 hits ten or so posts a day he needs to have an automatic "cooling off" period where he can't post for an hour or so. I think his brain starts to overheat.

 

[Cheesebeef]

Originally posted by SECTION 11
well, both i suppose.

nevermind. we'll both get in trouble.

Damnit 11 - you failed - I perfectly set you up for a classic movie line and you failed! YOU FAILED! YOU FAILED! DOES NO ONE UNDERSTAND THAT MY JIMMINIES DON'T LIKE EATING WITH THE OTHER JUNEBUGS - NO ONE? NO ONE?

 

[SECTION 11]

Originally posted by bratwurst
I think once 11 hits ten or so posts a day he needs to have an automatic "cooling off" period where he can't post for an hour or so. I think his brain starts to overheat.

You got it. I say we implement that starting first thing next week.

 

[SECTION 11]

"In the land of the pick-up truck and cream gravy for breakfast, down where the wind can blow through the walls of a diner and into the grieving lyrics of a country song on a jukebox - down there in dirt-kicking Big Eight territory - they played a football game on Thanksgiving Day that was mainly for the quarterbacks on the field and for self-styled gridiron intellectuals everywhere."

-Dan Jenkins, "Sports Illustrated," Dec. 6, 1971



Aaaahhhhh, brings back memories of those other back to back championship years.....

Back when you could inject an orange full of vodka, knowing that after you were done with your screwdriver, you weren't going to be the only one to huck it onto the field while Oklahoma was scheming up some post game felonies to drown their sorrows...

 

[bratwurst]

Seriously, take off that old leather helmet and let your head cool down.

 

[SECTION 11]

Originally posted by bratwurst
Seriously, take off that old leather helmet and let your head cool down.

ok

 

[Cardinals.Ken]

Originally posted by SECTION 11
lol

i don't even get that, but it's still funny.

I'm calling you "Teacher's Vacation" cuz you aint got No Class

Muauhahahahahah!!!!

God, please make me sleep until the draft...

 

[SECTION 11]

Originally posted by Cardinals.Ken
I'm calling you "Teacher's Vacation" cuz you aint got No Class

Well, that's a little less funny now....

 

[Brian]

What do the two "N"'s stand for on the Nebraska helmets?

Hey cheesy-chicken,

I'm with Ken (in a plutonic sorta way)

JACKASS!

 

[SECTION 11]

Originally posted by HarleyRider
What do the two "N"'s stand for on the Nebraska helmets?

Number One

and...

National Champions?


Don't tell me you're gonna reset the Nineteen to Nothing score....
That's actually a sad, sad day in ASU football history, but nobody seems to want to admit it.

 

[Brian]

I thought it was NINETEEN to NOTHING.

Sorry, I never went to college, I get confused easy.

Now why would I think it meant NINETEEN to NOTHING?

hmmm.............................

 

[Cheesebeef]

Originally posted by HarleyRider
What do the two "N"'s stand for on the Nebraska helmets?

Hey cheesy-chicken,

I'm with Ken (in a plutonic sorta way)

JACKASS!

I'm warning all of you - you really don't want the chicken to come out - but if you keep beckoning - you might just get what you wished for . . .

 

[Brian]

Show me the chicken!

Show me the chicken!

Chicken!

Chicken!

Chick.............

 

[Cardinals.Ken]

Originally posted by cheesebeef
I'm warning all of you - you really don't want the chicken to come out - but if you keep beckoning - you might just get what you wished for . . .

What, you gonna introduce us to your little buddy Sal? Sal Monilla?

Muahahahahaha!!!

Jackass!

 

[Cheesebeef]

Originally posted by HarleyRider
Show me the chicken!

Show me the chicken!

Chicken!

Chicken!

Chick.............

Guys, please - I'm begging you - FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!

 

[Brian]

Well, if you're not gonna show me the chicken at least let me see a chicken heart.


Oh stop, you're killing me!

Stop!

Oh, my ribs...............