All-Time Moron Team

[TheCardFan]

Thinking of Lawrence Phillips...

How many players have come into the NFL with unlimited potential and basically blew the opportunity on their behavior/attitude?

If you had an All-Time Moron team in the NFL...who would be the starters at each position?

QB - Ryan Leaf
RB - Lawrence Phillips

Jeff George and Randy Moss might fit into the category but have at least been productive along the way.

 

[vince56]

Derrell Russell - Raiders
that Underwood guy Minnesota drafted a few years back

Locally - Mark "Man, I ain't learned nothing 'bout nothin'" Smith

 

[Ryanwb]

WR - Koren Robinson - substance abuse program
WR - Rae Carruth - no explaination needed

 

[Renz]

K - Cole Ford

 

[Ryanwb]

Derek Russell - Raiders

Darrell Russell

 

[Ryanwb]

Sebastian Janikowski - the polish assassin likes giving himself the date rape drug

 

[bankybruce]

DL The Boz, Brian Bozworth
FB That runningback from Miami, Ciecel something I think, he was arrested for burglery
WR David Terell
TE Kevin Windslow(jury is still out on him, but he has a pretty bad injury, so we will see how he rebounds)
QB Cade McNown
DL Andre Wadsworth(part injury, part additude)
DL Wendel Bryant

 

[bankybruce]

Sebastian Janikowski - the polish assassin likes giving himself the date rape drug

He has been better lately and if not mistaken just got a pretty good extension.

 

[Mulli]

DL The Boz, Brian Bozworth
FB That runningback from Miami, Ciecel something I think, he was arrested for burglery
WR David Terell
TE Kevin Windslow(jury is still out on him, but he has a pretty bad injury, so we will see how he rebounds)
QB Cade McCown
DL Andre Wadsworth(part injury, part additude)
DL Wendel Bryant

Multiple BIMS

 

[vince56]

Darrell Russell

noted and fixed

 

[vince56]

Multiple BIMS

BIMS - Brian in Mesa Syndrome

 

[Renz]

QB Cade McNown

Ryan Leaf will forever be the Mayor of Bustville.

 

[Russ Smith]

Todd Marijuanavich

I'm amazed nobody has said Ricky Williams, I don't think he's a moron but I thought most people did these days.

Leon Lett.

How about Dale Carter, he lost a couple of prime years to suspensions.

 

[Ryanwb]

FB That runningback from Miami, Ciecel something I think, he was arrested for burglery

Cecil Collins was his name I believe

 

[Ryanwb]

QB Cade McCown

LMAO!

Okay, this is a funny typo, usually it is the other way around

 

[TheCardFan]

Todd Marijuanavich

I'm amazed nobody has said Ricky Williams, I don't think he's a moron but I thought most people did these days.

Leon Lett.

How about Dale Carter, he lost a couple of prime years to suspensions.

Maybe we have a two-tiered system.

All-Pro - Guys that blew it from the beginning and never realized success.

Pro Bowl - Guys that had success but it was limited due to being a moron.

Oh yeah...David Boston.

All-Pro
QB-Ryan Leaf
QB-Marijuanavich
RB-Lawrence Phillips
RB-Cecil the Diesel
DE-Underwood

Pro Bowl
Darrell Russell
David Boston
Ricky Williams
Rae Carruth
etc...

 

[Pariah]

I hesitate to call this the "All-Moron" team, because lots of them probably aren't morons, but rather simply have trouble making good decisions. Also, many of these guys are/were great f'n footballers!

QB: Cryn' Leaf
RB: OJ Simpson
FB: Najeh Davenpoop
WR: Rae Carruth
WR: Randy Moss
WR: David Boston
TE: Mobley (sp? denver coke-head from the 80's)
C: Barrett Robbins
LT: Tony Mandrich (boxing career? Come on, tony)

DT: Leon Lett
DE: Lyle Alzado
DE: Leonard Little
LB: The Boz
MLB: Ray Lewis

 

[bankybruce]

RB: OJ Simpson

Come on, he is still looking for the killer, look at a couple of weeks ago, he heard the killer was on USC so he followed them around for a few day until nothing came up, and I read someone he is back to the golf couse lead, searching all 18 holes at the best courses in the country looking for the killer.

 

[ajcardfan]

Come on, he is still looking for the killer, look at a couple of weeks ago, he heard the killer was on USC so he followed them around for a few day until nothing came up, and I read someone he is back to the golf couse lead, searching all 18 holes at the best courses in the country looking for the killer.

I've heard he has a real good idea of who it is.

 

[arthurracoon]

WR - David Boston

 

[Mulli]

Bill Grammatica

 

[Syracusecards]

Akili Smith
David Klingler
Ki-Jana Carter
Tim Couch
Courtney Brown
Ryan Picket
Dameione Lewis

 

[Espo]

What I want to know is who would be the team captain. My vote is for Ryan Leaf.

 

[NMCard]

Can MJ be the insider???

 

[Mulli]

Sean Taylor. "Now I know my ABC's....."