Ancient Alients - History Channel

[Phrazbit]

So, a friend of mine and I enjoy watching terrible movies together and he suggested this the other night. Granted its not a movie, but wow. It was one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

By the end of the program my face hurt from laughing, but I was also somewhat depressed that there are actually people out there who believe this lunacy.

The highlights:

The Egyptians used gliders, probably launched from catapults. This is obvious because of a small wooden "bird" that was found in a tomb.

King Solomon actually had a flying carpet, only it wasnt a carpet but a flying machine powered by some sort of liquid metal. He flew this as far as South America.

The Great Pyramid was actually a power-plant, it was capable of shooting microwaves into space, probably aimed at a satellite, which was perhaps redirected to Easter Island.

The Jews, while wandering the desert for 40 years, were not given manna from heaven by God, but rather a manna producing machine, powered by lasers, as part of a humanitarian mission.

Once you accept that all these things happened (and the program does not really offer any counter views) then you must come to the "simplest" conclusion: ancient aliens.

It was absolutely amazing.

 

[puckhead]

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[NJCardFan]

I watched this on Netflix and, yeah, it's out there(pardon the pun). I remember years ago a book called Chariots of the Gods which was about the same subject but it was far more interesting than what this show made it out to be. I mean, some of the art from ancient times does have a lot of questions on how they can have what look like flying machines but could be anything.

 

[BigRedRage]

i thought it was cool when they scaled the wooden airplane they found and made it fly.

 

[NJCardFan]

The show did have some good points like how can ancient societies know what these things were to even make them:

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