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Audio: Wide Right - Wolfleyisms
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It’s not taught in any classroom, not even offered in a single course catalog. During United Nations meetings, no translation exists. In fact, there is only one headset in the world where this language is spoken. And it resides in the Cardinals broadcast booth.

“Some of those sayings I have never heard of,” says Cardinals DE Bertrand Berry. “He has brought something out from a deep dark place in his mind, and you gotta love him for that.”

That mind belongs to former Cardinals Pro Bowler Ron Wolfley. And those moments when the Cards radio analyst singularly speaks his language has become known as Wolfleyisms.

“Psychotic,” laughs Cards receiver Anquan Boldin when asked what comes to mind when he hears Wolfleyisms. “No, he just comes off the top of his head with crazy stuff. I mean, sayings I’ve never heard. Honestly, I look forward to them because I know I am always going to get a good laugh.”

Sure, when taken over the course of an entire game broadcast, Wolfley’s sayings only add up to a total of 2-3 minutes of his entire game analysis. But, when you account for TV timeouts and referee replay reviews, the Wolfleyisms spell r-e-l-i-e-f (minus the antacids.) A welcome reminder that, after all, sports is entertainment. Or, as the legendary voice of NFL Films, John Facenda, used to declare: “Football is a two and a half hour carnival of color, sound, and action.”

Of course, these days, you can make that a three hour fiesta, at least. So, last season, listeners to the Big Red Rage radio show with Bertrand Berry would hear a weekly recap of the Wolfleyisms, an audio highlight reel which showcased both the Cards and their radio analyst, all carefully compiled and masterfully edited by producer Jim Omohundro.

“God Bless him those are original and he should patent them because I don’t think anybody else could think of the things he has put together,” sums up Berry. “When you think about him being in that booth on the sidelines and coming up with these things off the top of his head, you just have to laugh. He is one of a kind and we love him.”

Wide Right would ask Mr. Wolfley-ism himself for an explanation, but that would require a translation. And, to date, Wide Right has not located a “Wolfleyism to English” translation dictionary. Thing is, during a Cardinals game broadcast, fans and players alike understand what Wolfley is conveying, without being able to elaborate.

“I know exactly what you’re talking about,” explains Boldin. “I can’t really explain it because only Wolfley can explain it.”

Hmmm. Wide Right continues the Q&A with the guy they call Q.

WR: “Did you use any of these sayings when you were growing up?”
Boldin: “Never, you would probably get beat up for that.”

WR: “When you’re busting 6 or 7 tackles en route to the end zone, does it ever cross your mind what the announcers are saying about the play?”
Boldin: “When you see it on Sportscenter it does. And now being around Wolf, I really think about it Sunday night what Wolf had to say because you know he is going to give you a classic every time.”

In short, Wide Right considers Wolfleyisms sort of like the gridiron version of the movie “Windtalkers,” with Wolfley speaking in code on a different sort of radio. So, what exactly are we talking about? Well, Wide Right has intercepted the transmissions from last season and we’ll let Wolfley do the talking.

Just click here and enjoy the 2005 Wolfleyisms!

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Brilliant production. Well mixed and beautifully mastered. My cap is tipped to the producer: Jim Ohmohundro.
 

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Hardy Brown said:
Brilliant production. Well mixed and beautifully mastered. My cap is tipped to the producer: Jim Ohmohundro.

yeah, his choice of backing music isn't half bad either ;)
 

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Oh man, these are funny. I don't have 3 hours to listen to them all at once, but this is a great break from work.

My favorite so far is "It's 3rd down and Tucson". :lmao:
 
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vince56 said:
yeah, his choice of backing music isn't half bad either ;)

For those that are interested, the music beds that I used in the Sun., Nov. 6 SEATTLE and Sun., Dec. 4 at San Francisco montages are written and performed by vince56. Great stuff! The songs really set a great pace!

Thanks Vince!

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Jim O said:
For those that are interested, the music beds that I used in the Sun., Nov. 6 SEATTLE and Sun., Dec. 4 at San Francisco montages are written and performed by vince56. Great stuff! The songs really set a great pace!

Thank Vince!

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Seattle was "Ode to Joe" and SF was "Spirits Rise", am I right?

Vince, I hope sometime you get signed. You are too talented not to do this professionally.

Great production Jim O!
 

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Yeah, Song for Joe & Spirits Rise, you got it. Thanks for the compliment Bob, but 2006 ain't exactly the best era to be an instrumental guitarist in :D

I'm working on it though. That's why we're busting our butts in the studio night & day to get my band's new album done.

Oh, and I'm a big fan of Wolfley. Thanks to Jim for putting that bit together.
 
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jw7 said:
Great production Jim O!

Thanks man! You know what is funny? After producing all of these Wolfley montages, I find myself using many of his sayings in my actual vocabulary!

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Jim O said:
I find myself using many of his sayings in my actual vocabulary!
You have to listen to the Seattle away game.

"I"m starting to like kickers"

"They are going to have to break out every spatula in Washington to scrape him off the 23 yard line"

Friggin hilarious.
 
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You have to listen to the Seattle away game. Friggin hilarious.

"What do you say we light that rose bush on fire and darken the sky thereof because it is kickoff time!"
 

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How 'bout Pasch? He's so good at what he does and he's the perfect straight-guy. Lobbin' softballs...
 

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