BloodRayne

[Brian in Mesa]

Hot on the heels of Alone in the Dark, Uwe Boll takes on another video game storyline...

BloodRayne

Release Date: TBA 2005
Studio: Brightlight Pictures
Director: Uwe Boll
Screenwriter: Guinevere Turner
Genre: Action, Horror
Website: BloodRayne

Starring: Kristanna Loken, Ben Kingsley, Michelle Rodriguez, Michael Madsen, Will Sanderson, Matt Davis, Udo Kier, Michael Pare, Geraldine Chaplin, Billy Zane

Plot Summary: Similar to the popular video game, the film is based on a sexy, supernatural huntress named BloodRayne (Loken), who is an unholy breed of human and vampire. She is an explosive force with gymnastic dexterity and has an intense lust for blood and action. Trained by a secret agency called the Brimstone Society which hunts down and eliminates supernatural threats around the globe, BloodRayne is confronted by the deadliest of all creatures, the powerful and evil Kagan, King of the Vampires (Kingsley). Davis portrays Sebastian and Madsen is Vladimir, two of the greatest vampire hunters. Rodriguez plays Katarin, who runs the local Brimstone Society chapter.

 

[CardinalMike]

The trailer looks horrible. So......very......bad......

Cardinal Mike!!

 

[vince56]

Wow... she's hot, but they didn't make her look hot enough. Interesting to see Ben Kingsley in this movie, he's a really good actor. This looks like it'll be better than Tomb Raider, but not by much

 

[Chaplin]

The way that trailer is cut makes it look like a straight-to-video schlock-fest or a cable-tv movie. It looks pretty bad.

Plus, Michael Madsen in a period piece just... doesn't... seem... right.

 

[mdamien13]

The way that trailer is cut makes it look like a straight-to-video schlock-fest or a cable-tv movie. It looks pretty bad.

Plus, Michael Madsen in a period piece just... doesn't... seem... right.

I couldn't have said it any better.

Why is Ben Kingsley in this!?!? Did he feel the need to show everyone that he could be in a movie worse than Thunderbirds?

 

[Brian in Mesa]

Poster...

 

[boondockdrunk]

Starring: Michelle Rodriguez

And that is all I needed to see... nope.. the only way you can get me into the theater is by drugging me or having Heidi Klum pick me up and want to go on a date with me to this.

Horrible game = Why would you even think to make this a movie?

 

[Renz]

The way that trailer is cut makes it look like a straight-to-video schlock-fest or a cable-tv movie. It looks pretty bad.

It reminds me of the cheesy fantasy films of the early '80's like The Beastmaster, Krull and Yor: The Hunter from the Future starring the immortal Reb Brown.

 

[PortlandCardFan]

I've seen better trailers for Sci-Fi channel's 'B' rated movies!!

 

[BillsCarnage]

Saw it..

The good - Loken is hot and there is a nice teet scene.

The bad - everything else. This ain't even worth the $1 theaters.

I'm guessing it was someone's first time writing a movie because it had some legendary lines in it - insert sarcasm.

"She can't handle them herself, lets go help."

"Keep your friends close and enemies closer."

Are you kidding me??!?!?!

 

[Shane]

Worst video game movie EVER!!!! Even worse tham Doom! What a waste. Unreal how bad it is considering the cast.

 

[Dback Jon]

Managed to stay awake long enough to finish this disaster last night. Horrid movie.