I believe I've figured out a way to get Boris Diaw to step up his game, at least on the defensive end. However, in order for it to work, we need full participation from everyone on this board.
First, we must all start going exclusively to fast food restaurants to eat. This gives us the highest probability of interacting with Diaw (everytime the media refers to Lebron James as "the King", he gets a craving for a Whopper with a side of Chicken Fries). Second - and this is really the most important part - when you are waiting in line and you see him in front of you, try to cut in front of him. Try grabbing his arm to pull him behind you; try bumping him with your chest to get him off balance and then spinning around him; try stepping on his feet and throwing him to the side. If my theory is correct, you will be completely unable to get around him. Then, after he orders his Quarter-Pounder with cheese and extra mayonnaise, Butterfinger and Oreo McFlurry, Large Fry and a Big & Tasty, simply lean over and whisper into his ear: "That is how you box out."
First, we must all start going exclusively to fast food restaurants to eat. This gives us the highest probability of interacting with Diaw (everytime the media refers to Lebron James as "the King", he gets a craving for a Whopper with a side of Chicken Fries). Second - and this is really the most important part - when you are waiting in line and you see him in front of you, try to cut in front of him. Try grabbing his arm to pull him behind you; try bumping him with your chest to get him off balance and then spinning around him; try stepping on his feet and throwing him to the side. If my theory is correct, you will be completely unable to get around him. Then, after he orders his Quarter-Pounder with cheese and extra mayonnaise, Butterfinger and Oreo McFlurry, Large Fry and a Big & Tasty, simply lean over and whisper into his ear: "That is how you box out."
