Bring Him In, Could Hurt

[WizardOfAz]

Bring Him In, Couldn't Hurt

WWE superstar Brock Lesnar could be leaving the world of professional wrestling to pursue a career in the NFL.

If a report on PWInsider.com is accurate, Lesnar, 26, announced Tuesday night that he was leaving the WWE after this Sunday's Wrestlemania XX in Madison Square Garden

Lesnar, who at 6 foot 4, 295 pounds certainly has a body for the NFL, was an NCAA champion wrestler at the University of Minnesota.

http://www.foxsports.com/content/view?contentId=2218514

 

[bankybruce]

 

[football24/7]

Yes, but can he pass the piss test!!

 

[100%CardsFan]

He will be one of the best cornerbacks in the NFL ..Mark my words.

 

[NinerAaron]

When did David Boston become White?

 

[ajcardfan]

Originally posted by NinerAaron
When did David Boston become White?

Since he added Michael Jackson's skin care tips to his daily routine.

 

[WizardOfAz]

Actually I meant to title this thread "Bring Him In Couldn't Hurt. But, alas, I type like a fool some days.......

 

[100%CardsFan]

I bet if he was the kicker, They wouldn't pick on the kicker.

 

[birdie]

Re: Bring Him In, Couldn't Hurt

it looks like it hurts....

(from the picture)

 

[BuckeyeCardinal]

Re: Re: Bring Him In, Couldn't Hurt

Originally posted by birdie
it looks like it hurts....

(from the picture)

If this guy can't play nose guard.....who can.

He can also serve as designated B Slapper for any shenanigans.

 

[BuckeyeCardinal]

Re: Re: Re: Bring Him In, Couldn't Hurt

Originally posted by BuckeyeCardinal
If this guy can't play nose guard.....who can.

He can also serve as designated B Slapper for any shenanigans.

Call me Miss Cleo.

We just lost our nose guard Mr. Marcus "I'm Fat But I Plug Up Da Middle" Bell to da Texans.

Bring him in.....no wait....we have Wendall Bryant and 399 pound Tanner.

 

[BuckeyeCardinal]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Bring Him In, Couldn't Hurt

Originally posted by BuckeyeCardinal
Call me Miss Cleo.

We just lost our nose guard Mr. Marcus "I'm Fat But I Plug Up Da Middle" Bell to da Texans.

Bring him in.....no wait....we have Wendall Bryant and 399 pound Tanner.

Liar....liar.

That was the Marcus Bell linebacker thread.

My boys played play station football and yelled at me...."Hey dad....no wonder your Cards suck....they have a 6'2"-210 white guy playin nose guard!!!"...wrong Marcus Bell on both occasions.

 

[TheRedChord814]

Hmmm...I don't see this guy doing anything with any team....who would take a chance on this guy...I mean besides us...

 

[Assface]

Originally posted by TheRedChord814
Hmmm...I don't see this guy doing anything with any team....who would take a chance on this guy...I mean besides us...

Who would take a chance on him? Obviously you've never seen the destructive power of his F-5. BTW he looks like my roommate, except for all the muscle.

 

[KingofCards]

Originally posted by WizardOfAz
Actually I meant to title this thread "Bring Him In Couldn't Hurt. But, alas, I type like a fool some days.......

I think you were right the first time.

 

[RugbyMuffin]

Originally posted by 100%CardsFan
He will be one of the best cornerbacks in the NFL ..Mark my words.

WHAT!?!?!?!?!

I am a wrestling fan.

I saw this dude up close and personal.

HE IS A MONSTER. He could easily play DT.

Ugh! I don't know how to convey how big this guy really is!

I would sign him in a heart beat.

Peace

 

[cardsunsfan]

you know just having a big cut body doesn't make you a great DL...Just thought I'd mention that...

 

[RugbyMuffin]

Originally posted by TheRedChord814
Hmmm...I don't see this guy doing anything with any team....who would take a chance on this guy...I mean besides us...

Lesner has superplexed a 500 pound 7 foot man!

That is NO JOKE POWER!

Plus he was also a National Champion Wrestler.

He could dominate at DT.

 

[RugbyMuffin]

Originally posted by SunCardfan
you know just having a big cut body doesn't make you a great DL...Just thought I'd mention that...

How about being a National Champion college wrestler?

Does that help?

Or that he does backflips off the top of turnbuckles ?

Or that he Belly to belly suplexed somebody out of the frickin ring.

He is a monster.

SIGN HIM!!! And sign him NOW!!!!

Yes, you would be the joke of the league...........untill opening day.

Peace

 

[ajcardfan]

Originally posted by RugbyMuffin
HE IS A MONSTER. He could easily play DT.

Ugh! I don't know how to convey how big this guy really is!

Yeah, and when somebody stuck a pin in him he'd fly all over the field like a punctured balloon. He looks like a poster child for steroid abuse.

"My testes shrivled to the size of rice grains. Kids, don't let this happen to you! Say no to steroids!

 

[RugbyMuffin]

Originally posted by ajcardfan
Yeah, and when somebody stuck a pin in him he'd fly all over the field like a punctured balloon. He looks like a poster child for steroid abuse.

"My testes shrivled to the size of rice grains. Kids, don't let this happen to you! Say no to steroids!

Ahh yes!

That is a scariest thing about the guy.

He don't juice. He was brought up working on a farm, and has that "Cornbread whiteboy" (sorry didn't mean to use a racial slur) type strength.

But instead of being an OLineman, he wrestled.

 

[Ryanwb]

This turned into the saddest thread in the world. Bring a guy in because he is good in the WWF? WTF?

 

[cardsunsfan]

The NFL is the most highly demanding sport there is. You can't just plug in a prowrestler and expect him to do well!!! Oh well, nevermind...

 

[slinslin]

Wasn't Goldberg in the NFL with the Falcons at some point?

Seems to work the other way around.

 

[RugbyMuffin]

Originally posted by Ryanwb
This turned into the saddest thread in the world. Bring a guy in because he is good in the WWF? WTF?

No but you could bring him in cause he is a monster, and an established athlete.

I am not saying he will be any good, but hey the Saints found Micheal Lewis working at a gas station.

Kurt Warner was bagging groceries !

James Jett was a sprinter!

I am just saying don't rule this guy out just because he is a wrestler. It is a very rare case where I would say this.

Lesner would be the only guy I could see pulling it off. Since he has speed and quickness to go with his size.

Usually wrestlers that are big are REALLY REALLY slow.