abomb's uncle mollests collies.
seriously, not only are you a lakerfan, but Caddyshack is just OK - you are officially a first ballot nominee to the Douchebag Hall of Fame.
Rodney Dangerfield, Ted Knight, Chevy Chase, Bill Murray, Brian Doyle Murray (pick up that blood).
You know who that guy was Danny? No, it was Mitch Cumstein, my college roomate.
Weeeee!!! Peach of a shot hon!
Danny you do drugs? Every day. Good. What's the problem?
I like you Betty.
Wang, it's a parking lot!
You'll get nothing and like it!
Oh, this is the worst looking hat I've ever seen. I mean, you buy a hat like this and you get a free bowl of soup... Oh, but it looks good on you!
You wanna make 12 bucks... the hard way!
I bet you were something before electricity!
What do you like to do for fun? Skinny skiing. Going to bull-fights on acid.
I was born to love you. I was born to lick your face. I was born to rub yu! But you were born to rub me first.
Nope, can't anymore. Old war wound. You were in the war? Nope, Homo.
You wore green, so you can HIDE!
You got a pool over there? I've got a pool and a pond. I think a pond would be better for you.
DOODIE!
Miss it Danny NOONAN! Miss it Danny NOONAN!
So what? So let's dance!
Hey everyone! We're all gonna get laid!
I'm no slouch myself. Don't sell yourself short judge. You're a tremendous slouch.
So I'm caddying for the Lama. Big hitter... so I say Hey Lama! How about alittle something, you know, for the effort? And he says to me, oh, there won't be any money in it for you, but on you're death beath, you'll receive total consciousness. So I go that going for me... which is nice.
I just got head from Amelia Airhardt!
You scratched my anchor!
and the list goes on and on and on and on and on. What a freaking douchebag abomb is for only having JUST NOW seeing this movie and even moreso for questioning it's absolute brilliance.
Caddyshack, Blazing Saddles and Airplane - without a doubt the three greatest comedies in the last 35 years.
i want to kill abomb for even uttering such ridiculously, pathetic words. kill him till he's dead. then, I send him to Detroit!
