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[green machine]

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I'm expecting my second child any day now.

 

[Mrh182]

At least his hat matches the sweat suit... i dig it

 

[SoCal Cardfan]

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Matts tries his his best to conceal a massive woody, while watching the cheerleaders.

 

[PDXChris]

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Matt did not notice the camera on him while he was remembering that night in Paris.

 

[KingLouieLouie]

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Matt after the game did his best Denny Green impersonation and was quoted saying the following.....

"The 49ers are like who we thought they were"..... "We tried to let them back into the game, but instead they crowned our arse!"

 

[bratwurst]

No quote here, but that seriously looks like the alien is about to come out

 

[ANDY440]

Hey its my impersonation of a ASFN monday morning quarterback.

 

[Espo]

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Damn you BIG, NICE BLOCK

 

[spleenk]

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Damn you BIG, NICE BLOCK

"I left my hard-on, in San Francisco..."

 

[Espo]

"I left my hard-on, in San Francisco..."

:notworthy

 

[spleenk]

:notworthy

You're too kind.

That was all Bacardi.

Damn you, egg nog.

 

[Ryanwb]

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I can't believe I ate the whole thing

 

[thirty-two]

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Matt's Best Denny Impression

 

[spleenk]

Somebody stop me

You got a weiner in town.

One pill makes you larger, and one pill....

Oh, hi Mrs. Warner. What's up?

10th pick in draft: 15 mil
Endorsements: 7 mil
Super huge erection at your command: priceless

After his removal from the game, Matt's bone of contention was painfully obvious.

Name's *****. Matt *****.

 

[Redheart]

You got a weiner in town.

One pill makes you larger, and one pill....

Oh, hi Mrs. Warner. What's up?

10th pick in draft: 15 mil
Endorsements: 7 mil
Super huge erection at your command: priceless

After his removal from the game, Matt's bone of contention was painfully obvious.

Name's *****. Matt *****.

 

[Stout]

"Hello my baby, hello my darlin', hello my ragtime gaaa-al..."