"I used to think that bouncing passes off my chest was fun, but taking them off the face is a rush!!
It's like smoking a fattie, shooting up elephant tranquilizers and loading up on enough pills to make Colonel Tom Parker proud... All At The Same Time!! Hit me again, Drew!!"
Jake's passes usually come in fifteen yards off target to my left when he always scrambles right...wait this isn't Jake throwing...that ball is coming RIGHT AT ME!!!