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That's right keep drinking!

I got a cop outside with your name ALL OVER IT.
 

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Originally posted by CatBoxBackFan
What is GWB thinking?

Is that a trick question?

GWB and thinking go together like water and oil.

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Originally posted by CatBoxBackFan
What is GWB thinking?

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHH
 

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Originally posted by CatBoxBackFan
What is GWB thinking?


JC: Is there any way you can build me a new stadium for the suns?

GB: Another one? fine lets drink to it then!!!
 

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This one's for you Rugby...

Michelob Ultra...Free

VIP tickets to the Super Bowl...Free

Being rich and republican...Priceless!
 

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Originally posted by CatBoxBackFan
What is GWB thinking?

I am the president, you are not...Deck the halls with balls of holly, hey, chicks don't have balls do they...falala..hey you SOB Colangelo, don't you know it's impolite to drink in front of an alcoholic!! lala, lalalala. Don we now our gay apparel......Where are my daughters? Table dancing?? I told them to lay off the GD Tequila tonight!! GIRLS!!!!!!! falala, lalala, la la la. Vicoden is not a drink so I must be OK, hell Rush does it..falala la la la la la la I like Airforce one, it's neat.....
 
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BIG DEAL. YOU OWN A PROFESSIONAL SPORTS TEAM AND I DON'T.

I GET TO OWN AN ENTIRE COUNTRY OF MY VERY OWN.
 

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Originally posted by CatBoxBackFan
What is GWB thinking?

Duh...............drool...................................................................................sniff.................................................................................................................................................pick nose................................................................................................................................................huh?.................................................................................................................................................farts
 

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JC: Pretty funny how the Harold Baines trade worked out. Who would have known that Sammy Sosa would be such a slugger?

JC: Seriously, is there any relation to A-Rod's contract and the deficit?

GB: HAHAhaha... ha....... ha. I hate you.
 

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GWB---"And then Bill Clinton says as he's leaving, "Don't smoke the cigars GW" and walks out of the door with a goofy looking grin on his face".
 

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Jerry stop it.....you're reminding me of Laura in the night, and Dick Cheney and Condeleeza Rice in the oval office.

Hey, I quit coke but didn't quit blow all together.
 

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If I could pucker like that when kissing all those babies I could get reelected.

Or wow that bottle looks like a bong, they only test players don't they???
 

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Bush: Hi Jerry, I used to own a baseball team, the Astros, no the rangers. Ehhh, I just know it was in texas.

Jerry: (Thinking :stupid: .....please don't hold it against me)

Bush: What's that you drinking Jerry?

Jerry: A beer

Bush: A beer in a bottle? I've never seen one of those. So that's what a beer bottle looks like, I only remember being held over a keg!

Jerry: ?????

Bush: I thought my dad was out of touch when he was gawking at the supermarket scanners and thought bread cost $3.00 back in about 1989. Tell me Jerry, are those bottles a new invention?

Jerry: ?????...uh, no Mr. President.

Bush: It's like a min....minatire...minature Wine bottle

Jerry: uh, yeah Mr. President.

Bush: I pride myself in expanding my horizons, Jerry. I don't know how much you'll save in my tax cuts but I know the number contains alot of zeros. And those zeros are AFTER the decimal point, where they really count.

Jerry: I know Mr. President, thats why I voted for you.

Bush: Good, together we're forging ahead in a brave new world order. To seek out new life and new Iraqi civilizations. To bodly...boldy...boldly go where no Bush has gone before...a public bathroom.

Jerry: ?????? Uh yeah....(thought: Am I the one drinking?)

Bush: Can I count on your support in November

Jerry: Yes. (thought: mental note start watching democratic primary coverage)

Bush: Good, hey Larry, which one is the mens room.

Jerry: Its Jerry....The one with the picture of a person and a triangle by their legs.

Bush: Oh yeah right...harry....Is it that stick thing in red?

Jerry: Yes....the one with a triangle....but its blue

Bush: A what?....oh you mean those pyrmaid things in green.

Jerry: Yeah

Bush: Thanks, I really like the Brian Bouche on your hockey team and I hope you win the Superbowl this year. I hear the Yugolslavian team will be hard to beat.

Jerry: Don't pee long. (thought: Hockey team???? Superbowl???? Yugoslavian team??? I'm surprised he's potty trained)

Bush: ?????? (Thought: I don't think that Larry guy is playing with less than a full deck.)

Jerry: (thought: I never knew it before but Bush is a few fries short of a happy meal)
 
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