Bush: Hi Jerry, I used to own a baseball team, the Astros, no the rangers. Ehhh, I just know it was in texas.
Jerry: (Thinking
.....please don't hold it against me)
Bush: What's that you drinking Jerry?
Jerry: A beer
Bush: A beer in a bottle? I've never seen one of those. So that's what a beer bottle looks like, I only remember being held over a keg!
Jerry: ?????
Bush: I thought my dad was out of touch when he was gawking at the supermarket scanners and thought bread cost $3.00 back in about 1989. Tell me Jerry, are those bottles a new invention?
Jerry: ?????...uh, no Mr. President.
Bush: It's like a min....minatire...minature Wine bottle
Jerry: uh, yeah Mr. President.
Bush: I pride myself in expanding my horizons, Jerry. I don't know how much you'll save in my tax cuts but I know the number contains alot of zeros. And those zeros are AFTER the decimal point, where they really count.
Jerry: I know Mr. President, thats why I voted for you.
Bush: Good, together we're forging ahead in a brave new world order. To seek out new life and new Iraqi civilizations. To bodly...boldy...boldly go where no Bush has gone before...a public bathroom.
Jerry: ?????? Uh yeah....(thought: Am I the one drinking?)
Bush: Can I count on your support in November
Jerry: Yes. (thought: mental note start watching democratic primary coverage)
Bush: Good, hey Larry, which one is the mens room.
Jerry: Its Jerry....The one with the picture of a person and a triangle by their legs.
Bush: Oh yeah right...harry....Is it that stick thing in red?
Jerry: Yes....the one with a triangle....but its blue
Bush: A what?....oh you mean those pyrmaid things in green.
Jerry: Yeah
Bush: Thanks, I really like the Brian Bouche on your hockey team and I hope you win the Superbowl this year. I hear the Yugolslavian team will be hard to beat.
Jerry: Don't pee long. (thought: Hockey team???? Superbowl???? Yugoslavian team??? I'm surprised he's potty trained)
Bush: ?????? (Thought: I don't think that Larry guy is playing with less than a full deck.)
Jerry: (thought: I never knew it before but Bush is a few fries short of a happy meal)