Cardinal Haikus

[Cards Czar]

Beer girls in short shirts
A 12 pack for me
Maddogkf sad puppy dog look

 

[maddogkf]

Bidwill get a clue
You need football personnel
To call football shots

 

[Cards Czar]

Michael Bidwill get J.J. here at all costs
Players scared as hell
No more excuses

 

[Stallion]

Nothing says big fun
Like athletic haiku threads
Oh yeah, giddyup

One can't win the race
Without many big horses
Bidwill, pony up

 

[Jersey Girl]

Name is Mike Bidwill
My team really, really stinks
Am little angry.

Fan for fourteen years
Nothing to show for it all
But one playoff win.

Still trying to sell
Season tickets on website
No Boldin jerseys

 

[maddogkf]

Zona 99
Sucks really bad at haikus
it's 5, 7, 5

 

[mdamien13]

Cardinal Football
is about as much fun as
a kick in the groin

Three more weeks until
I quit crying in my beer
Please don't botch the draft

 

[maddogkf]

Oooh hooray! Draft Day
We have just selected who?
Another no name!

 

[shoe]

I can't catch the ball
my name is Bryan Gilmore
should be out the door

 

[DEEEFENSE!!!]

1st pick in o-four
please don't screw it up again
we have a punter!

 

[Red Dawn]

Fat guy in the Zone.
Rookie in a state of shock.
Think fast, hit the mask.

 

[jw7]

On goal line defense
Barrett nowhere to be found
Bye-Bye "Starks Money"

 

[phillycard]

Oh my God!!!

Originally posted by Red Dawn
Fat guy in the Zone.
Rookie in a state of shock.
Think fast, hit the mask.

ROTFLMAO!!!!

 

[phillycard]

still wear Cards hat true
home town caught up in green glow
fans point, chant "***-hole"!


Guys, these are hilarious!!!

 

[Mr.Dibbs]

Originally posted by Red Dawn
Fat guy in the Zone.
Rookie in a state of shock.
Think fast, hit the mask.

1st place ribbon!

 

[football karma]

Problems with the Cards?
They are too many to list
Let me start with this

The offense is poor
Third and long? No frickin way
Anquan, please save us

The defense is bad
Not a brick wall, but a sieve
Niners scored fifty

The coaching is worse
Soft zones made Holcombe a star
Coach Mac will be gone

Bidwill doesn’t care
Rich from revenue sharing
Will we ever win?

 

[phillycard]

Good ones EF!

 

[Assface]

Bidwill with an I
do not spell it with an E
you stand corrected


Cardinals offense
just like miracle snake oil
false advertisement.


Cardinals defense
strong, just like wet paper bag
I cry after punts

A S F N rules
no need to jump off of bridge
thank you Skkorpion