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[ds512az]

http://espn.go.com/page2/s/fritz/030903.html

 

[cardsfan473]

I wonder if Snoop Dog was our OC, if he would take advantage of the long bong, ... I mean long ball!

I don't see Snoop as a guy who would commit to the ground game.

 

[Rivercard]

Lame-o. I just don't find this guy funny.

 

[CardAvenger]

I think the name "Cardnizzles" has a certain ring to it.

 

[40yearfan]

• Shortly after he fails even more miserably than he did in Arizona, new Denver QB Jake Plummer will actually become a plumber. "I guess my career really is in the toilet," he will tell reporters three days after throwing four INT's against Oakland. Plummer's career as a plumber will last only one week however, as the Jets will sign him to replace Vinny Testaverde, whose advanced age causes him to forget the plays called during the walk from the huddle to the line of scrimmage. Jake will be booed so mercilessly by Jets fans that Richard Todd will begin to feel good about himself.

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[CardsRep03]

I thought it was pretty good. Got a few chuckizzles out of it.

 

[CardsFan88]

I can see Snoop Doggs offense terminology

Red eye 69 my dizzell slantizell down tightizzell

 

[Crimson Warrior]

Originally posted by CardsFan88
I can see Snoop Doggs offense terminology

Red eye 69 my dizzell slantizell down tightizzell

sorry rivercard, but that is some pretty funny stuff if you ask me.

 

[Rivercard]

Originally posted by Crimson Warrior


sorry rivercard, but that is some pretty funny stuff if you ask me.

Sounds like everyone else was diggin it. Maybe my work-day numbed my funnybone. I'll have a few beers tonight and read it again.

 

[Cardinal Bob]

The hell with Snoop and ODB, I hope the Cardinals hire the one, the only, the legendary, Dennis 'Oil Can' Boyd!

 

[Rivercard]

Originally posted by Crimson Warrior


sorry rivercard, but that is some pretty funny stuff if you ask me.

Well, I went home last night and did a beer bong. The article seemed much more entertaining after that.

 

[Jim O]

Originally posted by CardAvenger
I think the name "Cardnizzles" has a certain ring to it.

Fo Shizzle dizzle.

 

[RugbyMuffin]

In a related story, Rae Carruth will lead his Cell Block C Squad to a huge upset victory over Cell Block G with seven catches and two touchdowns in the Nash Correctional Institute Super Bowl in Nashville, N.C. For anyone playing Inmate Fantasy Football this year, my advice is to draft this guy very, very early.

- Awful, I am laughing, but just plain awful!


• Shortly after he fails even more miserably than he did in Arizona, new Denver QB Jake Plummer will actually become a plumber. "I guess my career really is in the toilet," he will tell reporters three days after throwing four INT's against Oakland. Plummer's career as a plumber will last only one week however, as the Jets will sign him to replace Vinny Testaverde, whose advanced age causes him to forget the plays called during the walk from the huddle to the line of scrimmage. Jake will be booed so mercilessly by Jets fans that Richard Todd will begin to feel good about himself.

I don't get it. Is this statement above a joke? I mean when has stating the obvious been considered a joke. Actually I take that back. Since I don't think Jake is smart enough to get through plumber's school (which is fairly hard BTW).

 

[Kel Varnsen]

Did you all read Simmons' article on Page 2 on Thursday? Predicted 1-15 for the Cardinals!