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"It's curtains for Kurt Warner"

Steelers' defense won't let the Arizona quarterback enjoy a fairy-tale ending

Reporting from Tampa, Fla. -- The fairy tale is that, if he wins Sunday, the Arizona Cardinals quarterback has promised to buy his family a puppy.

The reality show is that the Pittsburgh Steelers are going to whip the dog out of him.

The fairy tale is that, while dining with his family every Friday night before home games, the Arizona Cardinals quarterback picks up a stranger's bill.

The reality show is that the Pittsburgh Steelers are going to cash him out.

The fairy tale is that, for the second time in a bungee-jump of a career, Kurt Warner will finish work Sunday as the sweetest of Super Bowl heroes.

The reality show is that the Pittsburgh Steelers will make him melt in their mouthpieces.

Amid the grandeur of Big Ben, the edge of Edge and the brass of The Boss, this is a Super Bowl of two inexorably connected stories.

One is Warner, a deeply religious and righteous man who is trying to complete a career comeback out of a Kevin Costner movie.

The other is the Steelers defense, a deeply nasty and noxious group who wants to hit him with a load of Eastwood.

Two stories, one ending, and, take it from me, it's not going to be pretty.

Last year, before the game, in this space, I gave you the New York Giants as your Cinderella Super Bowl champs.

This year, the win goes to the wicked.

The Steelers not only win, they win big, fracturing the fairy tale with countless forearms, knocking destiny on its duff.

Leading the conference in passer rating and leading the league in praise quotes, Warner is the Super Bowl's annual heartwarming star.

Leading the league in defense, the Steelers are the Super Bowl's annual unruly mob.

Once the game begins, feel-good won't have a chance against hit-hard.

It hasn't for, oh, XLII years.

"You know," Steelers safety Ryan Clark said with an odd grin. "we've been kind of thinking that ourselves."

Kurt Warner is Oprah.

He stepped off the plane from Arizona here wearing a perfectly pressed suit. He will step to the postgame interview podium carrying a well-worn Bible.

"It's fun, it's gratifying," he said.

The Steelers are Jerry Springer.

They stepped off the plane in baggy sweats. They have conducted interviews with wrinkled shirts and visors on backward.

"It's not about fun, it's about winning," barked running back Willie Parker.

From the moment he became one of the few 37-year-olds to steal a job from a former first-round draft pick -- Matt Leinart -- Warner has a been a blast.

Nearly a decade after winning a Super Bowl with the St. Louis Rams - and after being benched four times for three teams in the interim -- the openly devout old guy has become, well, reborn.

He was given two of the league's best receivers in Larry Fitzgerald and Anquan Boldin. He was given former Steelers offensive guru Ken Whisenhunt.

Then, at the start of the playoffs, he was given rested standout running Edgerrin James.

And, oh yeah, through it all, Kurt Warner was also given this huge chip.

"I think the perception around the league about me was that I couldn't play anymore," he said this week.

The nicest of guys couldn't help but mimic his critics: " 'There was no more football left in him, and he's basically just trying to survive' ."

He said the league thought he was another Emmitt Smith, going to Arizona to quietly end his career: " 'The Cardinals won't win, Kurt Warner can't really play, so I guess it's a fine mix.' "

Then the playoffs began, and three upsets later, the story just got better.

"I think they knew something that a lot of people didn't, or took a chance on something that a lot of people wouldn't," Warner said of the Cardinals. "So that's been one of the neat parts of the story; they took a chance, I took a chance, and together, we've made something special happen."

Until now.

With the Steelers bearing down, Warner's story Sunday will be special only in a red-light sort of way, his value lessening with each hit.

"And when you hit people in a timing offense like Arizona's, it can throw everything off," Clark said.

The Steelers will hit them, first, with numbers.

Warner lead the NFC with a 96.9 passer rating? The Steelers ranked second in the league by allowing only a 63.4 passer rating.

Warner had seven games of at least 300 yards passing? The Steelers gave up zero 300-yard passing games.

Warner always seemed to slip out of trouble, avoiding both sacks and interceptions? The Steelers led the league in combined sacks and picks,

"We think they're going to try to spread it out on us, but that's fine," Clark said. "That means that we'll have our pass rushers going one-on-one against some of their offensive lineman. We like that matchup."

Led by defensive player of the year linebacker James Harrison, the Steelers' defense ranked second in the league with 51 sacks. The Cardinals' offensive line hasn't seen this big, this quick, this many.

If Warner avoids the pain, his receivers won't, the Steelers allowing a league-best five yards per passing attempt, and only four 100-yard receivers all season.

"Playing tough is what we do, it's who we are," Steeler linebacker James Farrior said. "When you hit people like we hit people, everything changes."

Comebacks change. Fables change. Destiny changes.

To Warner's happy promise that he would buy his family a puppy if he wins this Super Bowl, the hardened Steelers will have but one loud, long, answer.

Dog gone.

http://www.latimes.com/sports/la-sp-....column?page=1
 

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You forgot the part about how Pittsburgh is a "blue collar" town and we're a wimpy bunch of "whatever-it-is-we-dos".

Been reading up on you blue collar folk. Most people in Pittsburgh are in the educational field. Most are white. Most are middle - not working - class. Most own their own homes.

For the "blue collar" fans... I'd like to invite them to come here in June when it's 117 degrees in a glaring sun and see them pounding nails into a roof or pouring asphalt onto a road. Youns would't last a week.
 

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Sheesh how many times you snidely refer to Kurt's faith in an article?
 

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OK, just noticed it was an article by Bill Plaschke of the LA Times... Sort-of-well-known hack in LA.
 

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We're not going to be scared of how they hit. They were surprised by how physical we were last year.

I really like what I've heard from these guys lately. They're feeling a little too full of themselves, IMO.
 
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We're not going to be scared of how they hit. They were surprised by how physical we were last year.

I really like what I've heard from these guys lately. They're feeling a little too full of themselves, IMO.

That was last year, with nothing on the line.:slap:
 

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That was last year, with nothing on the line.:slap:

Hitting is hitting. They thought they were tougher than us then, and they obviously still think so.

If anyone is going to be surprised by physical play, it's going to be the Steelers not the Cardinals.
 
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Hitting is hitting. They thought they were tougher than us then, and they obviously still think so.

If anyone is going to be surprised by physical play, it's going to be the Steelers not the Cardinals.

So what a second...you mean to tell me that the Cardinals players don't think they are tougher than the Steelers players. If that's the case then this game will be over by halftime.
 

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So what a second...you mean to tell me that the Cardinals players don't think they are tougher than the Steelers players. If that's the case then this game will be over by halftime.

Someone's reading comprehension isn't so great.
 
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Someone's reading comprehension isn't so great.

Here, let me slow it down for you then. If the Cardinals players are not confident in their abilities, then it will be a very long day for them. So, for Steelers players to be confident is perfectly normal and to honest I would be worried if they weren't confident. Is that easier for you to understand now?
 

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Here, let me slow it down for you then. If the Cardinals players are not confident in their abilities, then it will be a very long day for them. So, for Steelers players to be confident is perfectly normal and to honest I would be worried if they weren't confident. Is that easier for you to understand now?


Go read his post again.

Another fail. Go back to troll school.
 
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You can call me a troll if you want, but what I am saying is completely true. I am not calling anyone names or inciting flaming. Only trying to find intelligent football talk. But you guys seem to revved up to partake in such things at the moment. I clearly stated a weakness of my team in the thread about gadget plays. Would I do that if I was trolling?
 

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The fairy tale is that, if he wins Sunday, the Arizona Cardinals quarterback has promised to buy his family a puppy.

The reality show is that the Pittsburgh Steelers are going to whip the dog out of him.

Casy Hampton is the only player in this SB who may have another living thing inside of him. Must be a Steeler trend, I used to hear about Kordell Stewart getting things put inside of him all the time.:shrug:

The fairy tale is that, while dining with his family every Friday night before home games, the Arizona Cardinals quarterback picks up a stranger's bill.

The reality show is that the Pittsburgh Steelers are going to cash him out.

Sound to me that all their bragging all week has done is buy them something their asses cant afford.

The fairy tale is that, for the second time in a bungee-jump of a career, Kurt Warner will finish work Sunday as the sweetest of Super Bowl heroes.

The reality show is that the Pittsburgh Steelers will make him melt in their mouthpieces.

So the Steelers want Kurt's bodily fluid in their mouth?
 

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Casy Hampton is the only player in this SB who may have another living thing inside of him. Must be a Steeler trend, I used to hear about Kordell Stewart getting things put inside of him all the time.:shrug:



Sound to me that all their bragging all week has done is buy them something their asses cant afford.



So the Steelers want Kurt's bodily fluid in their mouth?

Meh ... pretty lame responses since the steelers didn't write the article.
 

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You know I love the extended coverage and the fact that everyone is talking about MY team.

But the talk, analysis, and chatter is getting old.

Lets just put on the pads, line up, and let the chips fall where they may.
 
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Here, let me slow it down for you then. If the Cardinals players are not confident in their abilities, then it will be a very long day for them. So, for Steelers players to be confident is perfectly normal and to honest I would be worried if they weren't confident. Is that easier for you to understand now?
Self-confidence is great. Over confidence will get you beaten...

"Playing tough is what we do, it's who we are," Steeler linebacker James Farrior said. "When you hit people like we hit people, everything changes."
This smacks of over-confidence and arrogance. It's also an attempt to verbally intimidate.

It should be a good game. The Steelers might win, but I like the Cardinals chances better. But I am certain that the Cardinals will not be intimidated in the least.

Really.
 

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"They stepped off the plane in baggy sweats. They have conducted interviews with wrinkled shirts and visors on backward."

That tells me how stupid they are. Whats the point of wearing a backward sun visor? This proves they are all about getting down to business?
 

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