I just had the weirdest dream - I had visions of the D'Backs following up the past season using Mike Myers as our left-handed "specialist" by signing another terrible lefty "specialist", Jeff Fassero.....what was even stranger was that Joe Jr. was even contemplating signing that really ancient guy, Jesse Orosco!!
Thank goodness it was all a dream....what, they are actually thinking about it?? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Are they out of their freaking minds??? Fassero makes Myers look like Cy Young!! As proven by Myers the past two years, taking a spot on the roster just to have a so-called specialist is useless - DON'T DO IT, JOE!!!