Drunk guy at bar says new head coach should be Warner

[HeavyB3]

Since ESPN is allowed to post BS... I was sitting at a bar tonight watching the Fiesta bowl and some drunk guy came up to me and gave me a semi coherent rant about Warner being our next head coach.

-It would sell tickets
-Warner could find a QB that would be able to do what he did
-Warner could get the guy saround him to do the jobs they need to do (coordinators)


It was ridiculous and the guy was drunk, but still, Local Drunk Bar Patron Chooses Warner as New HC

 

[52brandon]

Well... I'm off to Vegas before the word is out and odds go up...

 

[GatorAZ]

QB coach - maybe

OC - nah

HC - child please

 

[Cbus cardsfan]

According to reports, 83.5% chance it happens.

 

[azmike74]

I am reporting that if Warner is hired, he could bring Marshall Faulk as his running backs coach.

 

[cardsfanmd]

60% of the time, it'll work every time.

 

[Totally_Red]

There's a 50-50 chance Adam Schefter will pick this up and run with it.

 

[Jetstream Green]

Brenda will be the acting GM

 

[LarryStalling]

She would take over MB's job as president.

 

[Cardsfanstl]

She would take over MB's job as president.

Yep this almost a given.

 

[Stout]

60% of the time, it'll work every time.

I'm not going to lie, it smells like raw gasoline.

 

[JeffGollin]

Can we lump this into a catch-all "Let's bring back Mike Ditka" thread?

 

[CardsSunsDbacks]

According to reports, 83.5% chance it happens.

I heard there is a 95% chance that 83.5% is the correct percentage.

 

[TruCard]

Whatever Warner does is successful. I wouldn't mind if he bought the team. lol

 

[Totally_Red]

Since Kurt has such a great relationship with Aeneas Williams, I think there is a 95% chance he brings Aeneas along as Defensive Coordinator or Defensive Backs coach.

 

[earthsci]

HC - child please

Ok Andre.

 

[Doc Cardinal]

I am reporting that if Warner is hired, he could bring Marshall Faulk as his running backs coach.

Jake the Snake as QB coach.

 

[Gaddabout]

Ok Andre.

5/5

 

[52brandon]

Ok Andre.

he got Shiva. Jussayin

 

[Snakester]

Its to bad we could not talk him into being the OC or the QB coach.

 

[D-Dogg]

Well then Haley will definitely come to be his OC.

Chris Mortenson is about to tweet this.

 

[HeavyB3]

I think we should just create a coaching staff based on the teams best, recently retired players.

GM Cory Chavous
Head Coach Kurt Warner
Defensive Coordinator Aeneas Williams
Offensive Coordinator Larry Centers

 

[Mainstreet]

If Warner could be had to just coach QBs, I'd take him. However, I'm sure he makes more money elsewhere, so not likely.

 

[Jetstream Green]

rb coach- Stump Mitchell (he did so for the Seahawks at one time and I believe he might be the head coach now at Texas Southern)

 

[52brandon]

If Warner could be had to just coach QBs, I'd take him. However, I'm sure he makes more money elsewhere, so not likely.

probably does as just an analyst now. Easier hours, less stress, I don't see why he'd want to be a position coach unless he is aiming for a much higher position