Eddy Curry Slapped with Gay Sex-Harass Suit

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Wow, i have absolutely 0 against gay people, but that is seriously funny. I imagine the rest of his career will be extremely difficult. showering as a team will never be the same.
 

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LOL!!! I live in NY and I'm a die hard Suns fan and this will be great to use against everyone I know.
 

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And I thought Curry couldn't suck anymore.....
 

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I don't think any centers will back down on Curry anymore...
 

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man could u imagine 6'11 Curry ass naked demanding you touch him..ha. Thats almost scarrier than KG's beard..He probly poked a hole in the glass divider in the drivers limo.

Bahahahhahhaa
 

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The stunning court papers claim Curry, a married father of three, repeatedly approached chauffeur David Kuchinsky "in the nude," allegedly telling him, "Look at me, Dave, look" and "Come and touch it, Dave."

This is probably the most hilarious thing I have ever read. Could you keep a straight (no pun intended) face while telling this story?

Even funnier if you picture Hal9000 saying it

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This is ludicrous. I mean, who hasn't exposed themselves to their driver in hopes of getting a quickie before the game?
 

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This is ludicrous. I mean, who hasn't exposed themselves to their driver in hopes of getting a quickie before the game?

Wow. I bet when D'Antoni was teaching Curry the fast break...this isn't what he had in mind.
 

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This is probably the most hilarious thing I have ever read. Could you keep a straight (no pun intended) face while telling this story?

Even funnier if you picture Hal9000 saying it

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"Look Dave, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over."
 

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I find it odd that ESPN isn't carrying the story. I wonder if it's because it's a male driver instead of a female? Normally they are all over this kind of stuff.
 

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I find it odd that ESPN isn't carrying the story. I wonder if it's because it's a male driver instead of a female? Normally they are all over this kind of stuff.

ESPN tends to be a little bit more careful before airing a story like this; as opposed to the NY media which airs anything and everything.

As most of you have proven in this thread, it doesn't matter if it's true or false.
 

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ESPN tends to be a little bit more careful before airing a story like this; as opposed to the NY media which airs anything and everything.

As most of you have proven in this thread, it doesn't matter if it's true or false.

True or false, you can expect shower time after a game to be extremely uncomfortable in the Knicks locker room.
 
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imagine being his kid....wow
 

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On ESPN, they said the driver was a convicted felon who committed fraud in the past. Sounds kind of funny to me even though I wish it was true since I hate everything Knick related.
 

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On ESPN, they said the driver was a convicted felon who committed fraud in the past. Sounds kind of funny to me even though I wish it was true since I hate everything Knick related.
It also says this directly in the article if you read it.
 

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Can you imagine if debt collectors started using this tactic?
 

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Maybe he's just a really big Doors fan?
 

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