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He and that Atlanta newpaper prediction guy should hang out
 

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Keep it comin, I love this crap. You know you've arrived when your opponents and their fans start making up conspiracy theories and bitchin sour grapes.
 
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Yeah, Gambo and Ash mentioned this article yesterday.

The guy is an idiot. We close the roof because it makes more noise and the players play better that way.

We did not play this game for Philly fan's enjoyment, we played to win!!!
 

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Fitzpatrick has been at the Inquirer since before the Liberty Bell cracked. If you look in Webster's under "East Coast A*******," there's a picture of him. He's capable of being a great reporter, but that doesn't mean he knows **** from shinola. Basically, someone took a whiz in his Wheaties when he was very young and he's been an idiot ever since.
 

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i couldn't help it. i wrote him the following:

What a classless ****** you are. I cannot believe a reputable paper would print something so crass and flat out stupid. Football is played in many climates, both indoors and out, or did you fail geography in 3rd grade. I know one thing, you are NOT smarter than a 5th grader. Hell, I'd be willing to put most 2nd graders up against your pea-sized rock of grey matter.

But enough about your juvenile "barbs" (and I use that term loosely because frankly, most Cardinals fans aren't sweating your comments, they're most likely sweating the fine weather with beautiful women - but you dream about that while you stuff your girlfriend's face with more meat and dairy products). Can you be any more whiny? You're like a 13 year old pubescent girl that just found she's not in the "cool group" in junior high school. You're friggin' Lindsay Lohan. You're a joke, about as much of a joke as the Cardinals USED to be, and as much of a joke as your now 1-5 in NFC Championship game Eagles will be for a long time to come.

I really cannot believe you get paid for writing such drivel. But I guess that's what passes for "news" in Philadelphia. Enjoy the rest of your winter.

Sincerely,

Winner
 

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Love that he's bitching about how the Cardinals fans weren't wearing the jerseys of any former players. One of the things I love to do when watching any NFL game is scan through the shots of fans to see whose jersey they're wearing.

Lots of Jake Plummers. Bunches of Pat Tillmans. Several Larry Centers. One David Boston, (God help that one) and I think I saw an Aeneas Williams jersey. Probably some more I'm not remembering right now.

And criticizing fans for wearing the jersey of a guy like Morey? Do you realize what a diehard lover of football you have to be to fall in love with Sean Moray to the point that you buy his jersey?

Pathetic article.
 

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If you want to write a letter back to the guy please don't sink to his level. There is no reason to give people another reason to bash the Cardinals. The best way to get back at people is being nice. It annoys them to no end while you still have dignity afterwards.
 

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No throwbacks????

I am sure Tillman was all over the place.

As well as a few others.

Whatever..... They are weak. It comes from a cold hard winter.
 

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I was thinking this exact same thing, but couldn't figure out how to put it into words.

And criticizing fans for wearing the jersey of a guy like Morey? Do you realize what a diehard lover of football you have to be to fall in love with Sean Moray to the point that you buy his jersey?

Pathetic article.
 

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No throwbacks????

I am sure Tillman was all over the place.

As well as a few others.

Whatever..... They are weak. It comes from a cold hard winter.

i just blasted him on an email. I can't believe he would ignore the history of a true american hero. that reporter is a prick, he better respond to my email.
 

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I emailed him thanking him for his stay here and his financial support of the stadium by the taxes he paid on his hotel room and rental car. :D
 

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Love that he's bitching about how the Cardinals fans weren't wearing the jerseys of any former players. One of the things I love to do when watching any NFL game is scan through the shots of fans to see whose jersey they're wearing.

Lots of Jake Plummers. Bunches of Pat Tillmans. Several Larry Centers. One David Boston, (God help that one) and I think I saw an Aeneas Williams jersey. Probably some more I'm not remembering right now.

And criticizing fans for wearing the jersey of a guy like Morey? Do you realize what a diehard lover of football you have to be to fall in love with Sean Moray to the point that you buy his jersey?

Pathetic article.

I rarely to never wear jerseys of former players. And that is because I like to support our current players.

That said, I wore my Tillman jersey to a game once this season and I wore my Aeneas jersey when he was inducted into the Ring of Honor.

Stupid argument to make.

BTW, I saw a Vanden Bosch jersey on Sunday.
 

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My wife wore her Aeneas jersey this Sunday because she knew he was going to be the honorary captain. Nice touch in the awards ceremony replaying his speech where he predicted the division championship and the Super Bowl. Also, nice to see him on stage at the end.
 

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Just read the article. What a pathetic piece of journalism. How this guy has a job is beyond me.

Criticizing us selecting Jordan Sparks as the singer of the national anthem? Really?

Moron.

Oh well. Suck it, pal.
 

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The guy doesn't deserve a reply. The article ityself sounds like it was written by a child. Move on.

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here's my reply:

subject line: what a great article...

... for me to POOP ON!

Honestly, after the Arizona Cardinals just handed you that beatdown wid WIZ, tell me how Arizona ass taste! I bet it tastes almost as good as those pasty cakes you probably stuff your fat ass with as you cry yourself to sleep watching old VHS tapes with highlights of legendary losers like Randall Cunningham, who never went to a Super Bowl... wait... never won a PLAYOFF GAME... even lost to Jim Sacked by the Mystery Man Everrett's Rams at home in the playoffs. You know why AZ fans don't wear jerseys of the old school guys like the losers you apparently worship... WE DON'T WORSHIP LOSING. Now I know, Philly has taken losing in the NFC Title game to a Buffalo Bills in the Super Bowl-like level (oh how much you probably wish you could worship as many Super Bowl losses... as I'm sure you do with Donovan's puke bronzed on your mantle or the parts of Dick Vermeil's brain that squeezed out of his ear after his mental breakdown) but really, that's all you got for the Phoenicians? We don't wear old jersey's?

Oh wait, you also said our environment is horrific as well. Tell me Franks and Beans, why is it that you never hear of of people retiring to Philly? Probably because people don't want to move to hell BEFORE THEY DIE. Look, you live in a hellhole, the woman there are horrifically ugly (but cheap - so at least you got that going for you which is nice... or would be nice if you weren't a newspaper writer who probably gets ZERO *****), and you're only title seemingly in the last century came at the expense of the Devil Rays... the DEVIL RAYS!? Yeah, THAT must have been gratifying... I don't know. I didn't watch it along with the rest of America.

Now, go ahead and enjoy the off-season living where the sun don't shine... or in other words, the cornholio of America. It suits you well.

SUPER RED BEARD FOR THE SUPER RED BIRDS IN THE SUPER BOWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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My reply, for the most part I tried to outclass him:

Dear Mr Fitzpatrick,
I read your article "Roof: An Inside Job" and thought I'd make a few corrections. First you slam the Phoenix area for having lots of golf courses, but a lack of water. What lack of water? Are you familiar with the Central Arizona Project? I doubt you are. Are you aware that Arizona golf courses use recycled water, oh, I didn't think you were. Were you aware that most land and water use experts predict that the Valley of the Sun can reach a population of somewhere near 10 million (about double its current number) before water issues become a concern? (Source "Phoenix in Perspective" by Gary Gammage Jr)

You then went on to say the Valleys landscape is like 'the worst of the moon.' Firstly I was unaware the moon had a wide variety of topography, I'm glad you illuminated me to that tidbit. Secondly, do you realize the Sonoran Desert (which Phoenix is a part of) is the wettest deserts in the world? In fact, the only biosphere on Earth with more varied and diverse flora and fauna is the South American rain forest. Its hardly an ugly place, in fact many publications (like Arizona Highways) exist for the primary purpose of its diverse beauty. But hey, I wouldn't expect a professional writer to know what he was talking about.

Your articles title seemed to be about the roof and why it was closed, yet you meandered and diverted all over the place, writing akin to someone lost in the woods. You seem outraged about the roof being closed, but are you really so clueless that you don't understand why it was closed? It makes the stadium louder, thats a benefit to the home team. I'm not sure if you're a regular football writer or not, but a loud crowd makes it difficult for an offensive team to hear the signals. With that in mind, why would Arizona want to not use such an advantage that they had access to?

You also seem upset about Arizona native Jordin Sparks singing the national anthem, why? You do realize she grew up and went to High School just a few miles from the stadium, right? Her father was a standout player at Arizona State University. Why wouldn't the organization hire a local musical act thats popular right now to sing the anthem?

You wrapped up your column by knocking the stadium, but yet you don't really offer any apt criticism. The stadium isn't perfect (no structures are), but its been widely recognized as one of the best in the NFL. Cowboys owner Jerry Jones was so blown away by it, the Cowboys organization is taking many design cues from University of Phoenix stadium. The stadium does a good job addressing the desert climate (keeping the heat out), and is quite striking looking, what more do you really want from a building?

I know it wold pain you to just say "the better team won" or accept the fact that Phoenix passed Philly in population, but aren't you an adult? Its no wonder people are fleeing the Northeast which seems full of bitter folks like yourself, and coming to the friendly southwest. I'm quite shocked that your paper allowed you to even write your column, it came across like something you'd see a teenager post on a message board, but maybe that sort of leadership is why the newspaper industry is in the toilet.

Anyway, thanks for visiting and spending some money here. I hope you can eventually grow up and write adult level columns, heck if you do maybe you'd be able to find a job at a media outlet in the Nations 5th largest city.

Go Cardinals,
 

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I think we've all had too much practice being classy losers.
 

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