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Bert

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lol, It's not even worth an e-mail to him.

This whole article is written in the tone of an angry teenager and has 0 professionalism.

All he did was make himself look silly.

Good times!
 

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lol, It's not even worth an e-mail to him.

This whole article is written in the tone of an angry teenager and has 0 professionalism.

All he did was make himself look silly.

Good times!

The man owns a Pulitzer. Not kidding.

Hoover, you're e-mail rocked.
 

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here's my reply:

subject line: what a great article...

... for me to POOP ON!

Honestly, after the Arizona Cardinals just handed you that beatdown wid WIZ, tell me how Arizona ass taste! I bet it tastes almost as good as those pasty cakes you probably stuff your fat ass with as you cry yourself to sleep watching old VHS tapes with highlights of legendary losers like Randall Cunningham, who never went to a Super Bowl... wait... never won a PLAYOFF GAME... even lost to Jim Sacked by the Mystery Man Everrett's Rams at home in the playoffs. You know why AZ fans don't wear jerseys of the old school guys like the losers you apparently worship... WE DON'T WORSHIP LOSING. Now I know, Philly has taken losing in the NFC Title game to a Buffalo Bills in the Super Bowl-like level (oh how much you probably wish you could worship as many Super Bowl losses... as I'm sure you do with Donovan's puke bronzed on your mantle or the parts of Dick Vermeil's brain that squeezed out of his ear after his mental breakdown) but really, that's all you got for the Phoenicians? We don't wear old jersey's?

Oh wait, you also said our environment is horrific as well. Tell me Franks and Beans, why is it that you never hear of of people retiring to Philly? Probably because people don't want to move to hell BEFORE THEY DIE. Look, you live in a hellhole, the woman there are horrifically ugly (but cheap - so at least you got that going for you which is nice... or would be nice if you weren't a newspaper writer who probably gets ZERO *****), and you're only title seemingly in the last century came at the expense of the Devil Rays... the DEVIL RAYS!? Yeah, THAT must have been gratifying... I don't know. I didn't watch it along with the rest of America.

Now, go ahead and enjoy the off-season living where the sun don't shine... or in other words, the cornholio of America. It suits you well.

SUPER RED BEARD FOR THE SUPER RED BIRDS IN THE SUPER BOWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!


damn cheese, a lil rough on my city bro. ;) I know it's directed vitriol stemming from the eagles, (whom I hate more than you would know) so I won't let it chafe my thighs.
 

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I wrote a letter to him in the 1st person as Donovan McNabb's lawn.

"The sick bastards burned me with diesel fuel and all you care about is the roof? Burn in hell!"
 

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You know all they care about is how many hits their site gets, and how many people read the story.

As long as people are going to the site and reading the column, then he wins, as he's doing his job.
 

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I like writing emails. It is fun.

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http://www.philly.com/philly/sports/eagles/20090119_Roof__An_inside_job.html

Good Article.

I went out here to see the Seattle vs. Cardinals season finale. It was an awesome experience, and I wish I never left.

Imagine a place where the people were nice, a city you can actually drive through that is routed with some common sense, and doesn't smell like a hobo wrapped in old cheese. And all that fresh, crisp clean air.....who needs that when you can be in an atmosphere that feels like the inside of a gym sock that a dog pee'd on.

As for the fans base. The team has only been out there in the desert for 20 years, and played in a horrible college stadium for half of it. The organization has been beyond horrible for a long time, and as you pointed out the organization still was able to get a new beautiful stadium and start a growing fan base. Not to mention the hard core fans that have stay with the team through years that would make any normal Philly fan jump ship. As your city tries to throw out a coach and QB that has taken them to multiple post-seasons, the Arizona fans are enjoying what they appreciated as a rare treat, playoff football.

A new team with a brief history, that is finally starting to make its mark. Does it make sense to have a throw back from 20 years ago. I see alot of Aneas Williams jerseys, does that count ? It makes sense the Eagles have more throwbacks. I don't see how that makes the Eagles "better". Sure didn't help Sunday.

You see young fans (as you pointed out) that can actually go to the stadium and enjoy football with the rest of their family without worring about abrasive cursing, voilent drunken behavior, ridicule, and enjoy the civilized behavior of nice people. I will take old hippies, young excited fans, and ZZ top impersonators, over bitter, nasty, foul smelling drunks with a bad attitude, any day. The zoo atmosphere in Philly that makes you wonder if the local prison had a "go to a game" day. Let's not even mention the fact the tailgating scene in AZ, put the any Philly scene that I have been to, to shame.

I guess that is why I have lived in Eagles country more than half my life, and NEVER thought once about being an Eagles fan. I would not want to be associated with that fan base, and that scene. But, alas I understand. You are an Eagles fan so I am not surprise to read your bitter article, that you probably wrote while you were drunk, because your team lost......AGAIN!

As for the roof ? HAHAHAHAHAHA! It is called a home field advantage. There is no rule in the NFL that states when the roof should be open. The Cardinals kept it closed cause our QB likes it closed, and gives us the advantage. It lets the 70,000+ sound lounder. Why on earth would any AZ person care what an Eagles fan thinks about A. what our state of the art staduim looks like, and B. how it should be set up for game day. As for blaming the loss on the roof being closed.....well, you are a Philly fan so bitter excuses, whining, and complaining should be expected.

Have a nice day enjoying that smell in Philly!
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You know all they care about is how many hits their site gets, and how many people read the story.

As long as people are going to the site and reading the column, then he wins, as he's doing his job.

Agreed.

But it is fun to write stuff, and call them hacks and such. Plus it is Philly, it sucks.
 

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I told him not to respond to my email until the midol kicked in and his ***** stopped hurting.

It's about time for me to create a new "bad cardinal" signature image.
 

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Apparently, he neglected to notice the Adrian Murrell jersey I was wearing at the game (superstition from wearing it to the playoff game in Dallas).
 

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Just read the article. What a pathetic piece of journalism. How this guy has a job is beyond me.

Criticizing us selecting Jordan Sparks as the singer of the national anthem? Really?

Moron.

Oh well. Suck it, pal.

I took it as he thought we were trying to stick it to Philly with an ex Giants daughter singing the anthem.. I guess he didnt realized that Jordin's father (as she is too) was from Glendale, AZ before he was drafted by the Giants..
 

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I took it as he thought we were trying to stick it to Philly with an ex Giants daughter singing the anthem.. I guess he didnt realized that Jordin's father (as she is too) was from Glendale, AZ before he was drafted by the Giants..

She belted that national anthem out.

One of the best jobs singing the anthem I have ever heard.
 

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i'm surprised he didn't pull out the ever popular, "well,you're going to get killed by the steelers" juvenile line,which i heard leaving the staium.
 

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My son loves his Tillman jersey; we have never lost a home game when he was there wearing that jersey.

He was not at the Minny game.

He was there for Atlanta and Philly (play-off adjustment).
 

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damn cheese, a lil rough on my city bro. ;) I know it's directed vitriol stemming from the eagles, (whom I hate more than you would know) so I won't let it chafe my thighs.

we love you phillycard, but you should move.
 

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I told him not to respond to my email until the midol kicked in and his ***** stopped hurting.

It's about time for me to create a new "bad cardinal" signature image.

i had forgotten about your sig. it's the best thing i've ever seen. you need to do the same with the steelers' logo for the superbowl. PLEASE!
 

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my letter to Francis

Hey Francis!

Thank you so much for your great article Roof: An Inside Job.

After watching the Eagles choke yet again in the NFC Championship game, your article was icing on the cake!

* The roof was closed because Warner prefers it closed. He wins more games when it's closed. Why would they open it? If this give the Cards an advantage, why not use it?

* Insulting Cardinals' fans looks is what we expect from the classless Eagle fans. Throwing ice balls at Santa Claus? Cheering when Michael Irvin laid motionless on your turff is what we expect from Eagles fans.

* I saw many throwback Cardinals jerseys at the game including Pat Tillman, Larry Center, Aneas Williams, Jake Plummer and more. The fact that you did not notice this makes me wonder how keen your observation skills are for being such a great reporter. Were you drinking during the game?

* Phillippi Sparks grew up in Arizona and played for the Sun Devils. He still lives in AZ as does Jordin Sparks. Do you now understand why Jordin was selected to sing the national anthem? Being a sports writer, Francis, I thought you would have figured that one out.

* Architect's Peter Eisenman stadium in Glenadale has been listed as one of the top 10 stadiums in the world according to Business Week. Look it up. In fact, you will find our stadium on many top 10 lists. You can have the Linc and your jail cells.

Most of the Eagles fans I saw at the game were pretty cool. You, however, Francis, are an example of why Philadelphia fans have such a horrible reputation.

Going to Tampa!
A longtime Cardinals Fan

PS Donovan McNabb lives in Arizona. Is McNabb an aging hippie or a ZZ Top impersonator?
 
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i had forgotten about your sig. it's the best thing i've ever seen. you need to do the same with the steelers' logo for the superbowl. PLEASE!

wow, I've never clicked play on the Bad Cardinal... that is the greatest thing on this board I've ever seen.
 

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wow, I've never clicked play on the Bad Cardinal... that is the greatest thing on this board I've ever seen.


Thank ya thank ya!

Got a full time job and in school full time or I would have made a new one for every post season game.

Took quite some time to get the transition between the old logo and the new logo as smooth as it is. KOC's signature was slighly more difficult.

You must be registered for see images
 

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