"Final Call, Arizona Cardinal Airlines Flight #2003, Final Call!!"

[denverbirdfan]

Welcome aboard flight #2003, with non-stop service to the playoffs. Captain McGinnis and First Officer Sullivan are at the helm this afternoon - and serving you in the cabin are Bill Gramatica, Scott Player, and Jeff Garcia. We will be cruising at an altitude of Jeff Blake's deep pass and are expecting a few bumps on our way to 11-5 International Airport. Although our 757 isn't crowded for takeoff, we anticipate picking up nearly 75,000 people before the conclusion of our journey. In case of emergency, please consult your "wait until next year" flotation devices and follow instructions. Inflight entertainment includes Chris Jacke's 1998 field goal vs. the Chargers on repeat - as well as bonus coverage of Jake Plummer's interceptions as a Bronco. Today's meal service has several options, including ram, lion, bear, seahawk, cheese, and bengal. Again, thank you for choosing Arizona Cardinal Airlines, and we look forward to seeing in the playoffs, or wherever your final destination may be.

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[Mike Olbinski]

Jeff Garcia???

Mike

 

[denverbirdfan]

have you heard him speak?

*flight attendant??*

 

[SECTION 11]

Count me in.

I'll be in the lounge getting drinks.
Throw something at me when it's time to head out.

I say we chitcan the special teamers and Jeff Garthia, and employ some cheerleaders for in flight service.
Hell, I'll fetch up some Bud and peanuts. As long as all Niners are booted.

 

[PortlandCardFan]

Originally posted by SECTION 11

I say we chitcan the special teamers and Jeff Garthia, and employ some cheerleaders for in flight service.

in flight service would be great but I am married...

 

[Goldfield]

Where's the $15 seats? And what kinda service do I get? Besides a good tan

 

[vince56]

OMG, Section 11, that is the funniest damn avatar I've ever seen. Your comment above it is priceless!!

 

[Cards Czar]

Denver I hope they are not serving that nasty 49er's Malt Liquer !
Thats a very poor drink for the Flight. Cardinal Gin or Red Bird Ale is what i like.