Florida Marlins - Manatees

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Baseball team looking for a few fat men
Sun Feb 24, 2008

The Florida Marlins are looking for some footloose fat men. The National League team is creating an all-male, plus-size cheerleading squad to be dubbed the Manatees. Tryouts were scheduled for Sunday.

The team hopes to recruit seven to 10 tubby men to dance, cheer and jiggle during Friday and Saturday home games this season.

Real manatees, 1,200-pound mammals sometimes referred to as "sea cows," are not considered the most agile of creatures and often get caught in boat propellers.

The Marlins want their Manatees to have the same dimensions, but to be decidedly more agile. Men will be judged on how well they dance a choreographed routine.

The Marlins already have a cheerleading squad, the considerably more svelte Mermaids.

Men selected for the Manatees won't be paid. They'll get tickets to games they perform at, and the honor of dancing in front of crowds that have been smallest in major league baseball for the last two seasons.

The Marlins aren't the only pro sports team capitalizing on Americans' expanding waistlines. The Chicago Bulls basketball team have the Matadors, a big-man dance troupe that's entertained fans at home games since 2003.

And although cheerleaders might be an unfamiliar site in baseball, big men aren't, as fans have long cheered on the likes of Babe Ruth and Kirby Puckett.
 

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That is freaking disgusting. I don't imagine there will be a shortage of applicants.
 

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The Marlins are almost like a minor league team, they have to resort to all sorts of whacky promotions to get people to show up.

I wish they'd just move to Las Vegas.
 

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2011 season at the old Orange Bowl site. $550 million- $1 Billion rip job on the taxpayers.
 

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cheap shot at Kirby. He wasn't that fat when he was playing. I could see this appealing to people in the midwest (Milwaukee) but not in South Florida. Tampa, maybe. Miami, not so much.
 

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