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[Assface]

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[thirty-two]

i know.

 

[Brian]

i know.

I want to dance with somebody.......I want to feel the heat with somebody...

 

[thirty-two]

I want to dance with somebody.......I want to feel the heat with somebody...

i'm sure he-she would be more than willing!!

 

[Brian]

Kate!!!!!!

 

[bankybruce]

i'm sure he-she would be more than willing!!

I think that is HarleyRider, he keeps sending me pics just like that

 

[Brian]

I think that is HarleyRider, he keeps sending me pics just like that

 

[thirty-two]

Kate!!!!!!

allright, all right, no more jokes along that topic...

but you gotta let me have one more cell phone in the toilet story

 

[Assface]

Bump

Making fun of Harley's drag experience beats having "Life's Lessons" and "Tango/VF lovefest" as the top threads.

 

[thirty-two]

Bump

Making fun of Harley's drag experience beats having "Life's Lessons" and "Tango/VF lovefest" as the top threads.

yeah good call

 

[devilalum]

Jeez


Now I know how you all have like 9,000 posts.

But what's your IPA?

Intelligent Post Average.

And how long will it take you to get above the Mendoza line after this slump?

 

[thirty-two]

hey assface, remember that misquoting thread you started?

yeah that was fun

 

[Brian]

I ate my own boogers once.

 

[thirty-two]

I ate my own boogers once.

i've only thrown up not in a toilet once. i was walking home from a valentine's day party with this random guy who liked the friggin Cubs and i had 6 tequila shots in 45 minutes prior to that. and then i just puked in the snow. my puke was so hot that it melted the snow, and it fell all the way to the bottom (which was the ground)

but every other time i've puked it's been to the porcelin god.

i can't drink tequila anymore either. i mean i can, but it makes me want to die.

ok your turn for a drunk story!

 

[Brian]

ok your turn for a drunk story!

Let me break out the 10,000 page book of drunk memories (most of which I can't remember).

I've puked up my own blood 3 different times. Resulted from heaving so hard that I would tear stuff in my throat and eventually it would pool up in my stomach and have to come back up.

I've been in a mexican prison.....drunk.

I've fought Thai kickboxers in Thailand ..............drunk.

Have been forever banished from Wake Island for kicking a Dodo bird..........drunk.

Started a bar fight in Singapore with Aussie Merchant Marines.......drunk.

hmmmmm, funny ones though..................

My buddies once covered my naked-passed-out-drunk body in shaving cream and put Tums between my butt-cheeks, so when the maid came the next morning and I answered the door, I looked like a naked Michelin man with tums falling to the carpet.

Next.

 

[thirty-two]

My buddies once covered my naked-passed-out-drunk body in shaving cream and put Tums between my butt-cheeks, so when the maid came the next morning and I answered the door, I looked like a naked Michelin man with tums falling to the carpet.

 

[marathon_mom]

Kate, please explain to me why drunk MEN insist on doing stuff to each other while naked. If you were drunk, passed out at my house, I would just put a puke bucket & a wash cloth next to your head & let you be alone. And What the hell is with sticking things up their butts while intoxicated? I just don't get it. You?

 

[Brian]

That's a true story......

Happened in Japan.

Good times, good times.

 

[marathon_mom]

That's a true story......

Happened in Japan.

Good times, good times.

Happens here in USA to. I still don't get it. Ya big drunk doofuses!

 

[Brian]

Kate, please explain to me why drunk MEN insist on doing stuff to each other while naked. If you were drunk, passed out at my house, I would just put a puke bucket & a wash cloth next to your head & let you be alone. And What the hell is with sticking things up their butts while intoxicated? I just don't get it. You?

NOTHING went UP my butt!!! I said BETWEEN my butt-cheeks!

There is at least 4-5 inches of separation there!!!

Don't make me never tell you another story.

*crossesarmsandscowls*

 

[Brian]

Kung-Pow is starting to be one of my new favorite movies.

 

[Brian]

I can almost recite VERBATIM the following movies (we're talkin' I could damn near sit down and write the script)

1) Weird Science

2) Blazing Saddles

3) Raising Arizona

4) Tombstone

5) Platoon

soon to add Kung Pow to that list.

 

[Djaughe]

...Have been forever banished from Wake Island for kicking a Dodo bird..........drunk....

 

[Brian in Mesa]

hey assface, remember that misquoting thread you started?

that kinda sucked

 

[thirty-two]

Kate, please explain to me why drunk MEN insist on doing stuff to each other while naked. If you were drunk, passed out at my house, I would just put a puke bucket & a wash cloth next to your head & let you be alone. And What the hell is with sticking things up their butts while intoxicated? I just don't get it. You?

LOL seriously!!

Girls are just so much more caring - the puke bucket is definitely a must!