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[Skkorpion]

http://arizonasportsfans.com/storypage.php?Story_ID=413&Category=cardinals

Jill Hill tickles my twine, shakes my booty, stirs my juices. I'm 52 years old, happily married, and a dirty old man. Love those cheerleaders.

 

[dmoney]

Easy buddy!

 

[bigredjane]

Skorp-

do you think you should get over heated like that?

 

[AzCards21]

Right on!!

A new cheerleader thread!

 

[Ryanwb]

Assface wants to know if this includes the flagboy tryouts too??

 

[JeffGollin]

Skkorp - Are you on some new kind of medication?

(Where can I get some)?

 

[Krangodnzr]

Originally posted by Skkorpion
http://arizonasportsfans.com/storypage.php?Story_ID=413&Category=cardinals

Jill Hill tickles my twine, shakes my booty, stirs my juices. I'm 52 years old, happily married, and a dirty old man. Love those cheerleaders.

Ahhhh! Too much information.

 

[Reddog]

Must be a hacker from New England posing as our friend Jim!

 

[Assface]

Originally posted by Ryanwb
Assface wants to know if this includes the flagboy tryouts too??

That's it, I'm coming down to Phoenix, flipping through the phonebook and beating up every Ryan I can find untill I get to you. I hope I don't find any really big Ryans before I reach the right one. If you turn out to be bigger than me I'll pretend to be a salesmen and turn over your garden gnomes as I leave. That'll teach you.







Sucka.

 

[Skkorpion]

Originally posted by Assface


That's it, I'm coming down to Phoenix, flipping through the phonebook and beating up every Ryan I can find untill I get to you. I hope I don't find any really big Ryans before I reach the right one. If you turn out to be bigger than me I'll pretend to be a salesmen and turn over your garden gnomes as I leave. That'll teach you.
Sucka.

Ryan is just another averaged sized guy with a middle-aged aged paunch. But! I met his wife at Flagstaff. Good looking woman. Far too good lookin' for Ryan. :wink:

 

[Ryanwb]

Originally posted by Skkorpion
Ryan is just another averaged sized guy with a middle-aged aged paunch. But! I met his wife at Flagstaff. Good looking woman. Far too good lookin' for Ryan. :wink:

Yeah, but I have to live with her

I'll pass the compliment along, she has been feeling "ugly" lately

 

[AzCards21]

Originally posted by Ryanwb
Yeah, but I have to live with her

I'll pass the compliment along, she has been feeling "ugly" lately

Nice. Maybe we can hang out at the "how the hell did you land her" table at a bar. I get that a lot.

 

[Ryanwb]

Originally posted by AzCards21
Nice. Maybe we can hang out at the "how the hell did you land her" table at a bar. I get that a lot.

My dad told me that one :roll:

I like the other women who see me with my wife think that I am hung, because they can tell by the crapbox I drive that I ain't loaded!

 

[AzCards21]

Originally posted by Ryanwb
My dad told me that one :roll:

Your dad stole it! I swear he's been doing that for years.

That was mine dammit, All mine.

 

[Ryanwb]

Originally posted by AzCards21
Your dad stole it! I swear he's been doing that for years.

That was mine dammit, All mine.

No I mean after I introduced my future wife to him he said, wow, how'd you get her? LIke he was suprised about my manhood (no jokes )

 

[AzCards21]

Originally posted by Ryanwb
No I mean after I introduced my future wife to him he said, wow, how'd you get her? LIke he was suprised about my manhood (no jokes )

My dad went to Vegas and bet on the Cards to win the Superbowl in '98 as apposed to me marrying this girl in the same year.

I think the odds were:
Cards 250-1
Me 500-1

Dam that was close! I thought I was a gonner.

 

[jf-08]

Originally posted by Skkorpion
Ryan is just another averaged sized guy with a middle-aged aged paunch. But! I met his wife at Flagstaff. Good looking woman. Far too good lookin' for Ryan. :wink:

Ryan bought my Total Gym off of me, He used it twice. He's freaking ripped now!