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I've got a new nickname for the O-line. How about the Red Sea? Every time a defender comes near they part to make a clear path.
 

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I've got a new nickname for the O-line. How about the Red Sea? Every time a defender comes near they part to make a clear path.


I like it Harry, but I have a better one...

No Talent Ass-Clowns !

Amirite? :D
 

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I've got a new nickname for the O-line. How about the Red Sea? Every time a defender comes near they part to make a clear path.


:D

Or the big red sieve.
 

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I've got a new nickname for the O-line. How about the Red Sea? Every time a defender comes near they part to make a clear path.

If Grady Jackson did a belly flop he could part the Red Sea. I'm just not sure how the O-Line didn't see his wide body before the ball got snapped.
:thumbup:


Actually I like the Red Sea better than the Big Red Lie.
 

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I like to think of them as well paid ushers.

"Right this way, do you want the QB or Edge?"

"the one with the ball, ok he's that way"
 

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I really like it...how long until a sportswriter copies it? Bickley? Bueller? The Red Sea...:lmao:
 

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I've got a new nickname for the O-line. How about the Red Sea? Every time a defender comes near they part to make a clear path.

I was actually think about this while reading the obituary I mean Sports Page this morning.

"The Maginot Line"

Both designed to be big and "scary" and both got totally humiliated by the blitz!
 

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I was actually think about this while reading the obituary I mean Sports Page this morning.

"The Maginot Line"

Both designed to be big and "scary" and both got totally humiliated by the blitz!


WINNER !!!! lmao
 

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Did you guy hear that Kurt Warner just inked a huge endorsement deal with Sara Lee?

Apparently the heads at Sara Lee think that Kurt would be the perfect face for their new line of delicious apple turnovers.

Sorry.
 

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I was actually think about this while reading the obituary I mean Sports Page this morning.

"The Maginot Line"

Both designed to be big and "scary" and both got totally humiliated by the blitz!

Now that is Classic!
 

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Every year announcers say 'The Arizona Cardinals have the biggest line in the NFL'

what that's meant is the slowest, fatest, most worthless, useless tubs of marshmellow's in the game.

They'd do better if they just stood still when they hiked the ball or better yet run and form a circle around the qb.
 

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Every year announcers say 'The Arizona Cardinals have the biggest line in the NFL'

what that's meant is the slowest, fatest, most worthless, useless tubs of marshmellow's in the game.

They'd do better if they just stood still when they hiked the ball or better yet run and form a circle around the qb.

:biglaugh:
 

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Oh, man, I'm sorry, you guys are killing me here - this is brilliant stuff.

Maybe this will make you feel better.

Our current backup LT that started against the 49'ers in place of Kyle Turley, Jordan Black #65, is nicknamed amongst the Chiefs fandom as "I-65" and "The Turnstile".
 

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Oh, man, I'm sorry, you guys are killing me here - this is brilliant stuff.

Maybe this will make you feel better.

Our current backup LT that started against the 49'ers in place of Kyle Turley, Jordan Black #65, is nicknamed amongst the Chiefs fandom as "I-65" and "The Turnstile".

Can he really be that much worse than Turley?
 

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REDRUM

That's what will happen to Leinart against the Bears if things don't shape up...

... provided he makes it out of the Chiefs game alive.
 
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French : Military ::

a. duck : water

b. gas : diesel

c. Cardinals : Oline
 

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