Headlines we’ll see in mid sept.

[slanidrac16]

I’ll start. Cards 2-0. Lead league in scoring with 64 points!

 

[cwamjn]

Syracuse beats #1 Clemson. Eric Dungey front runner for Heisman Trophy.

 

[slanidrac16]

Syracuse beats #1 Clemson. Eric Dungey front runner for Heisman Trophy.

You silly!

 

[RON_IN_OC]

"Falling Off A Kliff: Cards Offense Struggles to Learn Kingsbury's Air-Raid"

 

[Metcalf Rules]

“Goldschmidt hammers 74th home run for Redbirds”
“Rosen throws 7 TDS as Cards stay undefeated”
“Colbert joins crowded Dem field in race for White House”

 

[slanidrac16]

“Goldschmidt hammers 74th home run for Redbirds”
“Rosen throws 7 TDS as Cards stay undefeated”
“Colbert joins crowded Dem field in race for White House”

I like the second one!

 

[AZ Native]

"Falling Off A Kliff: Cards Offense Struggles to Learn Kingsbury's Air-Raid"

ANYTHING IS BETTER THAN LAST YEAR!!!

 

[wkycardsfan]

Goldschmidt hammers 74th home run for Redbirds”
“Rosen throws 7 TDS as Cards stay undefeated”
“Colbert joins crowded Dem field in race for White House”

I'm all in for #1 and 2

 

[TJ]

Josh Rosen First Active Player to Be Enshrined in the Hall of Fame

 

[wkycardsfan]

Josh Rosen First Active Player to Be Enshrined in the Hall of Fame

Really close but after 6 tackles and 2 sacks in 3 games for the Arizona Cardinals Nick Bosa retires after a sprained ankle and is immediately enshrined into the Hall of Fame as he showed Generational Talent in his 3 games. Sorry guys I just had to do it!

 

[Shaggy]

Bosa out for the season on first play with a Torn ACL.

 

[LarryStalling]

I like #3.

 

[cwamjn]

Josh Rosen owned in 0.2% of fantasy football leagues.

 

[LoyalRam]

Bosa out for the season on first play with a Torn ACL.

ouch!

 

[LoyalRam]

Super Bowl Champion Rams barely beat the Redbirds, and fear Josh "The Franchise" Rosen for the future...

 

[POISON]

“Goldschmidt hammers 74th home run for Redbirds”
“Rosen throws 7 TDS as Cards stay undefeated”
“Colbert joins crowded Dem field in race for White House”

Like all of that except Colbert. He's an egotistical fool.

 

[POISON]

I like #3.

Gag

 

[NJCardFan]

Mike Trout Home Run Helps Phillies Clinch Division

 

[RedRob]

Like all of that except Colbert. He's an egotistical fool.

+2

 

[Garthshort]

"Cards Can't Blame Rosen For Poor Start"

He's playing for another new coach. We've got to give him time.

 

[Perfectionist]

Female attendance up by 40% as GQ names Kingsbury hottest coach of the century.

 

[Osbern61]

Female attendance up by 40% as GQ names Kingsbury hottest coach of the century.

Hey, my wife is already on board!

 

[CardsFan88]

Kingsburied! Cardinals throttle Rams as their defense can't handle the inClement weather!

 

[devilalum]

Arizona Cardinals Land Man on the Moon