Healthy bread.

[Mulli]

Kills some faster than others.

I am chomping down on some cinnamon raisin bread ATM. The best bread the world has ever known.

It was nice "knowing" you. I call dibs on the game consols (and cartridges).

 

[dreamcastrocks]

It was nice "knowing" you. I call dibs on the game consols (and cartridges).

Which comment did me in, the gluten one, or the cinnamon raisin one? I'll fight tooth and nail for my cinnamon raisin bread.

 

[Mulli]

Which comment did me in, the gluten one, or the cinnamon raisin one? I'll fight tooth and nail for my cinnamon raisin bread.

Your family and I are really concerned about your gluten consumption. We think you need help. It hurts us to see you hurt yourself this way. You have a problem.

 

[dreamcastrocks]

Your family and I are really concerned about your gluten consumption. We think you need help. It hurts us to see you hurt yourself this way. You have a problem.

I do not have a problem. Gluten is good for you. I think I read that somewhere.

 

[Southpaw]

The surgeon general puts a warning on cigarette packs and the masses ignore that also.

 

[Southpaw]

I do not have a problem. Gluten is good for you. I think I read that somewhere.

Probably from Pillsbury and Sara Lee packaging.

 

[dreamcastrocks]

Probably from Pillsbury and Sara Lee packaging.

glutenisgoodforyou.com

 

[Mulli]

glutenisgoodforyou.com

Site may not exist. Doh!!

Gluten poisoning has damaged your brain!

 

[dreamcastrocks]

Site may not exist. Doh!!

Gluten poisoning has damaged your brain!

try

whitebreadrules.com

 

[Linderbee]

I think it's glutenismyhero.com

 

[Mulli]

maybe nutrition is not your forte.

 

[Linderbee]

Step one you say we need to talk
He walks you say sit down it's just a talk
He smiles politely back at you
You stare politely right on through
Some sort of window to your right
As he goes left and you stay right
Between the lines of fear and blame
You begin to wonder why you came

Where did I go wrong, I lost a friend
Somewhere along in the cinnamon raisin
And I would have eaten bread with you all night
Had I known how to save a life

Let him know that you know best
Cause after all you do know best
Try to slip past his defense
Without granting innocence
Lay down a list of what is wrong
The things you've told him all along
Gluten & dairy will kill you
And pray to God he hears you

Where did I go wrong, I lost a friend
Somewhere along in the bitterness
And I would have eaten bread with you all night
Had I known how to save a life

As he begins to raise his voice
You lower yours and grant him one last choice
Eat until you lose your guts
Or break with the bread you've eaten
He will do one of two things
He will admit to everything
Or he'll say he's just not the same
And you'll begin to wonder why you came

Where did I go wrong, I lost a friend
Somewhere along in the bitterness
And I would have eaten bread with you all night
Had I known how to save a life

Where did I go wrong, I lost a friend
Somewhere along in the cinnamon raisin
And I would have eaten bread with you all night
Had I known how to save a life
How to save a life
How to save a life

Where did I go wrong, I lost a friend
Somewhere along in the cinnamon raisin
And I would have eaten bread with you all night
Had I known how to save a life

Where did I go wrong, I lost a friend
Somewhere along in the cinnamon raisin
And I would have eaten bread with you all night
Had I known how to save a life
How to save a life

 

[dreamcastrocks]

Too bad I don't like that song..........

Good job though.

 

[black]

I'm not ever eating bread again. Thanks

 

[Southpaw]

I'm not ever eating bread again. Thanks

All right. A convert.

 

[Assface]

My new diet I'm on I'm only allowed to eat 100% whole wheat bread and only 2 slices per day.

 

[Mulli]

Gluten kills. You have been warned.

Wally, I don't know how I remembered this post, but dang, you rule. I haven't had gluten in a week, and I feel so much better.