I Am Suddenly Paying More Attention

[WizardOfAz]

when those ads with Alf and Emmitt come on TV.

I don't know why, it's just a wierd thing I guess.

 

[Stronso]

Do you think it states in Emmit's contract that he has to wear Cards red while talking to Alf?

 

[Krangodnzr]

See I am totally against signing Alf. He really doesn't have too much left, and we will have to overpay him to come here.

 

[FrontRow]

Krang,

Quite possibly the funniest thing I have ever read on this board.

 

[Krangodnzr]

Originally posted by FrontRow
Krang,

Quite possibly the funniest thing I have ever read on this board.

Thanks, I just couldn't resist!

 

[jw7]

Originally posted by Krangthebrain
See I am totally against signing Alf. He really doesn't have too much left, and we will have to overpay him to come here.

True, he may not have much left in the tank, but think of the positive PR and ticket sales he'd generate!

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[CardAvenger]

Originally posted by jw7
True, he may not have much left in the tank, but think of the positive PR and ticket sales he'd generate!

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I think Big Red could whip his butt. Then we could get Big Red and Emmitt to do the commercials.

 

[CardsFan88]

If we were to sign alf, we would need to unleash him when we play the likes of the Panthers, Jaguars, Lions, and Bengals. Since we all know Alf EATS cats.

 

[Ouchie-Z-Clown]

i heard part of the negotiations was that alf is next in line as the cards' gm. apparently he believes that he could have lost david boston for nothing just as well as did graves. in fact, he said he could have probably even lost a draft pick with boston if given the opportunity. WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

 

[Krangodnzr]

Originally posted by PHXSPORTS4LIFE
i heard part of the negotiations was that alf is next in line as the cards' gm. apparently he believes that he could have lost david boston for nothing just as well as did graves. in fact, he said he could have probably even lost a draft pick with boston if given the opportunity. WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Can you ever give it a rest? It's one of the very few things that you talk about.

 

[CardinalChris]

Originally posted by Krangthebrain
See I am totally against signing Alf. He really doesn't have too much left, and we will have to overpay him to come here.

Holy Shnike...... That was purdy dang funny.

 

[Cardforlife]

Alf has great speed from chasing cats! He could replace Jenkins. I mean if the Cards didn't give Jenkins hishe money they might as well give it to Alf! Would Alf be allowed to wear a 1 bar helmet on offence? I don't think his nose wouldn't fit in any other. I all over this signing Alf thing! I only hope Emmit can convince him! Just imagine this could open up a whole lot of possiblities. We could get Cookie monster at end! he has like 4.2 speed in the latest sesame street combines!

 

[arthurracoon]

Don't forget Ernie and Bert.

They could be the starting cornerbacks - great recovery speed and excellent technique.

Big Bird and SnuffleUffugus could be our huge DT's. Fast, big, and strong.

Oscar, with his meanness, could be a middle linbacker and yell SCRAM!

 

[Cardforlife]

Originally posted by arthurracoon
Don't forget Ernie and Bert.

They could be the starting cornerbacks - great recovery speed and excellent technique.

Big Bird and SnuffleUffugus could be our huge DT's. Fast, big, and strong.

Oscar, with his meanness, could be a middle linbacker and yell SCRAM!

I think that big bird would be better on the O-line! With his wing span no one would get around him.

 

[brandon]

posted by CardAvenger:

I think Big Red could whip his butt. Then we could get Big Red and Emmitt to do the commercials.

It would be Celebrity DeathMatch all over again. Oh and Big Red would definitely end poor Alf's career.