Jetstream Green
Kool Aid with a touch of vodka
And the Arizona Cardinals are now on the clock:
Deep in the confines of the Cardinal War Room...
Denny: Why the rush, everyone wait till I down this Chili dog...gulp!
Buddy Ryan: That was quick!
Denny: Shut up! Everything is quick with you. Now who is the best player on the board.
McGinnis: Why not trade down and get mutliple 1 round picks and we might then get lucky in the second round...call the Chargers...
Denny: Screw that, who is the top rated player on our board
Stallings: Tobin has the board but he has it pressed against his chest and won't let us look at it.
Buddy: Don't worry, I know I have it some where in this lone file cabinet where all our records are stored...who needs computers...hmmm...it's Seth Joyner
Denny: no fair, if you get to draft one of your ex players I want to draft Tate
Stallings ignores all of them and sends in his pick but the Cardinal staff can't make it out due to his heavy Southern accent.
in a panic McGinnis ushers in the pick after numerous tries with his heavy
Southern accent and the Commish goes up to the podium and announces the Cardinals have selected the scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz.
The Cardinal War Room goes balistic
McGinnis assures them that he has a heart and the paper work to prove it...the rest of the coaches look at each other and know they got the facts wrong again and the season to prove it.
Deep in the confines of the Cardinal War Room...
Denny: Why the rush, everyone wait till I down this Chili dog...gulp!
Buddy Ryan: That was quick!
Denny: Shut up! Everything is quick with you. Now who is the best player on the board.
McGinnis: Why not trade down and get mutliple 1 round picks and we might then get lucky in the second round...call the Chargers...
Denny: Screw that, who is the top rated player on our board
Stallings: Tobin has the board but he has it pressed against his chest and won't let us look at it.
Buddy: Don't worry, I know I have it some where in this lone file cabinet where all our records are stored...who needs computers...hmmm...it's Seth Joyner
Denny: no fair, if you get to draft one of your ex players I want to draft Tate
Stallings ignores all of them and sends in his pick but the Cardinal staff can't make it out due to his heavy Southern accent.
in a panic McGinnis ushers in the pick after numerous tries with his heavy
Southern accent and the Commish goes up to the podium and announces the Cardinals have selected the scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz.
The Cardinal War Room goes balistic
McGinnis assures them that he has a heart and the paper work to prove it...the rest of the coaches look at each other and know they got the facts wrong again and the season to prove it.
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