If I was a rapper, the following ASFN users would be in my posse:

Ed B · Apr 2, 2003

Section 11 would be the lunatic with gold teeth and a lot of bling around his neck. He'd get arrested a lot.

Krangthebrain would have a few less gold teeth but still a lot. He would also carry a diamond-tipped cane.

Skkorp would be the elder statesman/mastermind who would always be photgraphed in a gilded throne with pit bulls chained to both armrests.

Chandler Mike would have to be on turntables. He seems like he can master pretty much anything electronic.

OK, slow news day. What can I say.

SECTION 11 · Apr 2, 2003

bigtony: yacht captain (for the video)

mdamien13 · Apr 2, 2003

In the music videos, can I be that useless guy in the posse doing nothing but oggling the groupies and drinkin' Cristal (I don't know how to spell that cause I've never had enough money to buy a bottle)? Please?

Ed B · Apr 2, 2003

Originally posted by mdamien13
In the music videos, can I be that useless guy in the posse doing nothing but oggling the groupies and drinkin' Cristal (I don't know how to spell that cause I've never had enough money to buy a bottle)? Please?

Yes, as long as you (in classic rap video style) degrade women by pouring your beverage all over their heads as they dance around you.

Card Trader · Apr 2, 2003

Originally posted by Ed B
Yes, as long as you (in classic rap video style) degrade women by pouring your beverage all over their heads as they dance around you.

Hot DAMN!!! I CAN DO THAT!!!!!.....career change incomming!

SECTION 11 · Apr 2, 2003

with my mindonmymoneyandmymoneyonmymind

Ed B · Apr 2, 2003

Originally posted by Card Trader
Hot DAMN!!! I CAN DO THAT!!!!!.....career change incomming!

Whoa, whoa, whoa.........slow down. I only have room for one or two "Cristal pouring guys" in my posse.

EndZone · Apr 2, 2003

I could be the bald white guy in the back ground with his arms crossed....ever since I shaved my head everybody says I look mean all the time.....that would explain some of the looks I got when I took my daughter out for ice cream after she blacked her eye at school

"White Trash Child Beater!!!"

Ed B · Apr 2, 2003

Originally posted by EndZone
I could be the bald white guy in the back ground with his arms crossed....ever since I shaved my head everybody says I look mean all the time.....that would explain some of the looks I got when I took my daughter out for ice cream after she blacked her eye at school

"White Trash Child Beater!!!"

If you put on a suit and tie, we could cast you as the "white record company guy who doesn't know how to get funky".

Like steve martin in that new movie. only funnier.

SECTION 11 · Apr 2, 2003

Originally posted by Ed B
I only have room for one or two "Cristal pouring guys" in my posse.

fo shizzle my nizzle

EndZone · Apr 2, 2003

Originally posted by Ed B
If you put on a suit and tie, we could cast you as the "white record company guy who doesn't know how to get funky".

Like steve martin in that new movie. only funnier.

I got me a suit and tie but no undershirt....could I just where my white tanktop?

EndZone · Apr 2, 2003

Actually I was going to get 11 to join my punk band...you know the guy who spaz's out uncontrollably all over the stage.

SECTION 11 · Apr 2, 2003

Originally posted by EndZone
Actually I was going to get 11 to join my punk band...you know the guy who spaz's out uncontrollably all over the stage.

I'll bust out my Decline of Western Civilization LP and get into character.
Lee Ving is my hero.

Stout · Apr 2, 2003

I'd be the big guy in black sports pants and t-shirt with a black jacket and sunglasses at the front door of the club with my arms folded. What else ya gonna do with a big, beared, 6'3, 285 lb white guy with no rhythm?

Cardinal Bob · Apr 2, 2003

Originally posted by SECTION 11
I'll bust out my Decline of Western Civilization LP and get into character.
Lee Ving is my hero.

I LOVE LIVIN" IN THE CITY!!! YES I DO!!!!!!!!!!

Fear was great!

SECTION 11 · Apr 2, 2003

Originally posted by Cardinal Bob
Fear was great!

What a turn for that guy. Became an actor.
He was the 'crazy' guy in Clue the movie a long time ago.

Ed B · Apr 2, 2003

Originally posted by EndZone
I got me a suit and tie but no undershirt....could I just where my white tanktop?

Yeah, actually I had the same experience about the "wife beating" with my ladyfriend. She got a black eye playing basketball and I, being about twice her size, got a goodly number of dirty looks over the next week.........

And if Stout is really 6'3" and 285, he fits the bill of "guy who threatens people and breaks kneecaps".

Cardinal Bob · Apr 2, 2003

Originally posted by SECTION 11
What a turn for that guy. Became an actor.
He was the 'crazy' guy in Clue the movie a long time ago.

I saw that. He was also a cable TV installer in an '80s movie called "The Wild Life" Stupidly great movie! LOL!

EndZone · Apr 2, 2003

Originally posted by Ed B
Yeah, actually I had the same experience about the "wife beating" with my ladyfriend. She got a black eye playing basketball and I, being about twice her size, got a goodly number of dirty looks over the next week.........

And if Stout is really 6'3" and 285, he fits the bill of "guy who threatens people and breaks kneecaps".

My daughter is 6 and weighs about 35 lbs. She tripped at school and caught the side of a table with her eye. They took her to the hospital becuase her eye swelled up so fast. It was really ugly looking...I mean she seriously looked like Rocky when Clubber Lang whooped his ass....or was it Apollo Creed...oh well.

Here I am clean shaven head, Mr. No Smile with a tiny girl with a HUGE black eye. I didn't realize why I was getting the nasty looks till I got home that night and my wife said "Did you see the Kid Beater looks you were getting?"

earthsci · Apr 2, 2003

Originally posted by SECTION 11
fo shizzle my nizzle

Just so you don't get bitch slapped, it's 'fo shuzzle'.

Fo sure my nig_a.

That's afirmative my African American friend.

Cardinal Bob · Apr 2, 2003

Ed Grimley!!!

Classic new avatar, 11 (I must say)

40yearfan · Apr 2, 2003

Good Grief!!!! I hope we don't have to put up with this kind of baloney until the draft gets here. We need to aspire to more cerebral pursuits and not delve into these fits of low life chatter.<p>BTW, does a rap band have a trombone player? It's the only instrument I learned to play. I'm also good at falling off of bar stools in a drunken stupor without hurting myself and I work cheap. Does any of this qualify me to be in a rap band?

SECTION 11 · Apr 2, 2003

Originally posted by 40yearfan
Good Grief!!!! I hope we don't have to put up with this kind of baloney until the draft gets here.

I have not yet begun to sling my lunch meat...

There will be more baloney. Lots of it.

Ed B · Apr 2, 2003

Originally posted by 40yearfan
Good Grief!!!! I hope we don't have to put up with this kind of baloney until the draft gets here. We need to aspire to more cerebral pursuits and not delve into these fits of low life chatter

To be fair, there's quite an insightful war thread being conducted as well by RedStorm.

Ouchie-Z-Clown · Apr 2, 2003

gots m'new behringer mixer hooked to my TTX1 'tables and jumpin' to spin da wax fo sho! just lemme battle! drop me in the hizzie and surround me wit hunnies 'cuz i'll gets the bubble shakin' fer realz...

(course, all my gear's new and i suck incredibly right now)

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