If the Cards won a superbowl...

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I'd cry - for all the years of my frustration being over, then I would smile for all those fans that have been with them for DECADES.
 

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throwing a snow ball at the devil was the best line.

I'd get six hookers, an eight ball of coke - shoot some heroin and say goodbye to my loved ones because I would know the end of all existence was near. Might as well go out with a bang - or six bangs at once!
 

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I'd whine about the Cardinals inability to sign draft picks.

Seriously, I'd probably just sit back and enjoy. I'm a little surprised at the vengeful spirits. Instead of dishing it out, why not enjoy the silence of everyone else shutting up for a while?
 

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Hunt the streets of harrisburg with my wilson baseball bat looking for cards fans that "sprung up" over night. :thumbup:
 

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clif said:
*Warning* *This thread is filled with blind hope and dreams Be careful not to take the too serious*

What would you do?

I would like to hear some interesting takes on what most cards fan would do if the cards won.

Me I would call up every person that I ever met that said they would never win and go to their home with "superbowl champs" painted on my @ss and moon them!


Ok maybe that is a bit extreme but I would really have to rub it in someones face!

It is not if, It is "WHEN THE CARDS WIN THE SUPERBOWL...!!!"

Allan :wave: :thumbup:
 

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Eh I'll hire one of those flat bed trucks and hire a band playing "We are the Champions" and let the truck drive around Maricopa County.
 

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Id kiss my wifes A** in the middle of Main Street.....and give her 3 hours to draw a crowd!!!!!
 

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Too early to bump?
I was thinking about this thread early this morning and forgot to look for it when I woke up today. Nice find. Not so far fectched now, but a lot of ball left to play. Next weeks opponent will be tough.
 

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I would buy a subscription to Sports Illustrated to get the commerative Super Bowl book. I would buy all the cheesy infomercial crap and I would laugh at every Seahawk fan I saw for 5 years
 

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Attend the parade and dish out a few punches in the stomach for fairweather Phoenix fans.
Remember last season's Seahawks blowout and how we sat there in 115 degree weather.
Get really drunk, only to awaken Monday with the realization that it was NOT a dream.

A-Bomb

:lmao:

throwing a snow ball at the devil was the best line.

I'd get six hookers, an eight ball of coke - shoot some heroin and say goodbye to my loved ones because I would know the end of all existence was near. Might as well go out with a bang - or six bangs at once!

Tampa-area hookers, police, emergency rooms have been warned.
 

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I'm going to Disneyland! Will be there for the parade down Main Street wearing my Cardinals gear and waving the Cardinals flag that has flown above my house since they won the NFC-West. I am going to make a total fool of myself.
 

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LOL!

I don't know what I'd do, but I know it would be extreme and involve not going into work the day after the Superbowl.

Wow. Five years later and this still holds true.

Id kiss my wifes A** in the middle of Main Street.....and give her 3 hours to draw a crowd!!!!!

LOL! Nice change of plans, lol.

I would wear some sort of Cardinals gear everyday for the rest of the year.
 

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*Warning* *This thread is filled with blind hope and dreams Be careful not to take the too serious*

What would you do?

I would like to hear some interesting takes on what most cards fan would do if the cards won.

Me I would call up every person that I ever met that said they would never win and go to their home with "superbowl champs" painted on my @ss and moon them!


Ok maybe that is a bit extreme but I would really have to rub it in someones face!


ENjoy it! Brag. Wear my colors proudly. Watch the game again and again................Then get ready for free agency!
 

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I'll be both.

definitely both. and i'll own a large section at rudy's on the peninsula in newport beach every sunday morning. with a huge-ass smile on my mug!

i may even buy a cardinals ring and make fans of other teams kiss it before i allow them to walk past me.

and i will bed every beautiful woman i meet (why not throw that in there?).
 

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wow. i hadn't looked at the date of this thread. nice pull from the wayback machine!
 

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I'd cry - for all the years of my frustration being over, then I would smile for all those fans that have been with them for DECADES.

Wow - I didn't cry, but a tear did roll down and I got misty eyed a few times after the NFC chmpionship.
I can't help but grin when I read or hear about some bitter back east hack hatin' on us fans.
I hope, though I doubt, that Danny L and Tim M somehow know about this turn of events.
 

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im going to disneyland lol ive already booked tickets and three night stay the weekend after the super bowl to celebrate....yes im drinking the koolaid.....
 

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I would cry at the game in Tampa, cry some more and cry some more. When I got home I would then buy 3 gallons of ice cream and send them to Bill Bidwill.
 

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Attend the parade and dish out a few punches in the stomach for fairweather Phoenix fans.
Remember last season's Seahawks blowout and how we sat there in 115 degree weather.
Get really drunk, only to awaken Monday with the realization that it was NOT a dream.

A-Bomb
I know this is an extremely old post, but was that the game where Alexander had that 95 yard TD run? Miserable game if so (both heat and score), I was at that.
 

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